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Event "Itchy & Scratchy Land"
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Wszystkie pliki graficzne publikowane na forum zawierają obrazki z gry "The Simpsons: Tapped Out" oraz z serialu "The Simpsons". Uważa się, że korzystanie z nich jest dozwolone zgodnie z prawem autorskim Stanów Zjednoczonych.

 


Event Itchy & Scratchy Land to 169 aktualizacja zawartości gry, która ukazała się 30 maja 2018 roku. Dodano 7 nowych postaci, 6 kombinacji postaci z budynkami, 1 kombinację skórki postaci wraz z budynkiem, 1 skórkę postaci, 4 postacie NPC, 6 budynków, 36 dekoracji oraz 2 kombinacje dekoracji postaciami NPC. Wymagana wersja aplikacji to 4.33.0.

"Coraz rzadziej tam zaglądasz bo zbyt długo ładuje się jego ekran powitalny? I to powoduje upadek twojego Krustylandu?
Wiesz jak to mówią: jak ci się nie udało za pierwszym razem, to zbuduj to jeszcze raz! Teraz będziesz mógł zbudować nowy, własny Itchy & Scratchy Land w twoim Springfield! To będzie zupełnie nowy park, który tylko czeka na to aby być źle zarządzanym! I nie zapomnij zaopatrzyć się w tablice rejestracyjne Borta. Aha! I uważaj na zbuntowane roboty!
Zagraj już dziś i ciesz się atrakcjami nowego parku Itchy & Scratchy Land!"


Podobnie jak w większości dużych Eventów, dzielił się on na 3 akty: 
  • Akt 1: 30 maj - 13 czerwiec 2018
  • Akt 2: 13 czerwiec - 27 czerwiec 2018
  • Akt 3: 27 czerwiec - 11 lipiec 2018

Aktualizacja zaowocowała wieloma zmianami:
  • Wszystkie przedmioty z Krustyland zostały przeniesione do Springfield.
  • W dniu 4 czerwca 2018 r. Krustyland zostałby znukowany automatycznie, ale gracze mieli możliwość ręcznego usunięcia go przed 4 czerwca.
  • Wszelkie przedmioty, które nie były w schowku przed znukowaniem Krustylandu, pojawiiły się w ekwipunku graczy.
  • Wszystkie atrakcje z Krustylandu nadal generują bilety KL po przeniesieniu ich do Springfield.
  • Przedmioty Krustyland kupione w sklepie w Krustyland można teraz kupić w sklepie w Springfield.
  • Zadania wykonywane w Krustyland są teraz wykonywane w Springfield.
  • Krustyland Shuttle nie zabiera już gracza do Krustylandu, zamiast tego jak gracz ma umieszczony drugi Krustyland Shuttle, działa on jako teleporter pomiędzy nimi.
  • Codzienne zadanie "Collect Krustyland Tickets" zostało zmienione na "Tap Krustyland Visitors to Collect Krustyland Tickets".
  • Odwiedzający Krustyland pojawiają się teraz w Springfield i generują bilety do Krustylandu.
  • Krustyland Road można teraz budować w Springfield.
  • Krustyland Entrance zostało podzielone na 7 różnych części: Krustyland Entrance, Sideshow Mel Corner, Itchy Scratchy Corner, Tall Shrub (x3), Krustyland Turnstile, Krustyland Wall i Crosswalk.
  • Krustyland Entrance pokazuje teraz Krust-O-Meter.
  • Odcinki autostrady z Krustylandu zostały dodane do sklepu.
  • Śmieci z Krustylandu zostały dodany do sklepu i mogą być przechowywany w schowku.
  • 9 x Land Expansions zostały dodane za darmo po odblokowaniu Itchy & Scratchy Land Gate.
  • Gracze otrzymali darmowe Land Tokens w zależności od tego, ile działek terenu posiadali w Krustyland. Jeśli gracz posiadał cały teren w Krustyland, otrzymywał 100 darmowych Land Tokens, jeśli gracz nie posiadł całego terenu w Krustyland, otrzymywaał mniej niż 100 darmowych Land Tokens.
  • Wraz z aktualizacją dodano łącznie 210 Land Expansions w północnej części Springfield.

Ekran "Ready to Nuke Krustyland?"

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Ekran powitalny

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Panel sklepu

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Postacie

Image Name Cost Unlock Message Notes
Itchy FREE Unlocks after starting The Itchy-Est Place on Earth Pt. 4.
Diane Foam Knife.png51,800 Act 1 Prize.
Bort Inflatable Axe.png59,700 Act 2 Prize.
Corporal Punishment Rubber Chainsaw.png63,400 Act 3 Prize.
Park Engineer Donut Tapped Out.png65  
Jeremy   Unlocks with Nickel ‘N' Dime Animation.
Ms. Mouse   Unlocks with Cartoon Motel.
June Bellamy   Unlocks with UPA Talent Agency.
Tina Ballerina   Unlocks with Itchy's 70's Disco.
Ronald Reagan   Unlocks with Ronald Reagan Reeducation Center.
J. Edgar Hoover   Unlocks with Pride 2018 Promotion.
Scratchy   Unlocks with Cartoon Set.
Maw Spuckler   Unlocks with Truckload of 300 Donuts.

 Powracające postacie

Image Name Unlock Message Notes
Grady Unlocks with Village Apartments.
Returns from Pride 2017.
Julio Unlocks with Hairy Shearers.
Returns from Pride 2017.
Roscoe Unlocks with Ajax Steel Mill.
Returns from Pride Month 2015, Homer's Chiliad and Pride 2017.
Raoul Unlocks with Raoul's Penthouse.
Returns from The Springfield Jobs.
Dwight D. Eisenhower Unlocks with Eisenhower's 4x4.
Returns from 4th of July 2017.
George Washington Unlocks with Ye Olde Cherry Tree.
Returns from July 4th 2014, 4th of July 2015, 2016 and 2017.
Abraham Lincoln Unlocks with Lincoln's Cabin.
Returns from 4th July 2013, Valentine's Day 2014, July 4th 2014, 4th of July 2015, 2016 and 2017.
Richard Nixon Unlocks with Scandal-gate Hotel.
Returns from 4th of July 2015, 2016 and 2017.
Teddy Roosevelt Unlocks with Springfield National Park.
Returns from 4th of July 2016 and 2017.
Kumiko Unlocks with Americatown.
Returns from "Married to the Blob" episode tie-in, Destination Springfield,
4th of July 2017 and The Springfield Jobs.
Peter D'Abbruzio Unlocks with Sungazer Studio.
Returns from Homerpalooza.
Alaska Nebraska Possible item in Summer Concert Mystery Box.
Returns from Homerpalooza.
L.T. Smash Unlocks with Classified Records.
Returns from Homerpalooza.
Freddy Freeman Unlocks with Sungazer Tour Bus.
Returns from Homerpalooza.
Shredder Stevens
Leon Kompowsky Unlocks with New Bedlam Rest Home.
Returns from Homerpalooza.
Alcatraaaz Unlocks with Alcatraaaz's Mansion.
Returns from Homerpalooza.
Bleeding Gums Murphy Unlocks with The Jazz Hole.
Returns from Homerpalooza.
Rachel Jordan Unlocks with Praiseland Promotion.
Returns from Homerpalooza.
Rex Banner Unlocks with Nighthawk Diner.
Returns from 4th July 2013, July 4th 2014, 4th of July 2015, 2016 and 2017.

 Skórki postaci

Image Name Unlock Message Notes
Squeaky Voice Attendant Unlocks with Soarin' Over Springfield.
Also unlocks with Squeaky Voiced Attendant Bundle.
If it can't be bought, check inventory,
Squeaky Voice Teen will be there after Krustyland nuke.
Undercover Hoover Unlocks with Pride 2018 Promotion.

 Powracające skórki postaci

Image Name Cost Unlock Message Notes
All-American Apu Donut Tapped Out.png30 Returns from 4th July 2013, July 4th 2014, 4th of July 2015, 2016 and 2017.
Rollerskate Smithers   Unlocks with Sconewall Bakery.
Returns from Pride 2017.
Tuxedo Krusty Donut Tapped Out.png60 Returns from "Clown in the Dumps" episode tie-in, Burns' Casino and County Fair.
Sailor Kumiko   Unlocks with Americatown.
Returns from Destination Springfield, 4th of July 2017 and The Springfield Jobs..
Manager Cletus   Unlocks with Cletus' Monster Truck.
Returns from Homerpalooza.

 Postacie NPC

Image Name Unlock Message Notes
Parade Roller Unlocks with Parade Roller Station.
Parades, starts at Parade Roller Station.
Animatronic Axe Unlocks with Parade Roller Bundle.
Parades, starts at Parade Roller Station.
Animatronic Dynamite
Parade Train Unlocks with Parade Train Station.
Parades, starts at Parade Train Station.
Animatronic Dynamite Bundle Unlocks with Parade Train Bundle.
Parades, starts at Parade Train Station.
Animatronic Bomb

 Powracające postacie NPC

Image Name Cost Unlock Message Notes
Two-nicorn   Possible item in Pride Mystery Box.
Returns from Clash of Clones, Queen Helvetica, Pride Month 2015,
Time Traveling Toaster and Donut Day 2017 and Pride 2017.
Itchy & Scratchy Bot Donut Tapped Out.png60 Returns from This Thanksgiving's Gone to the Birds!.
Freedom   Unlocks with Presidential Estate.
Returns from "Diggs" and "The Man Who Grew Too Much" episode tie-in, 4th of July 2016 and 2017.

 Budynki

Image Name Cost Build time Task Notes
Krustyland Entrance FREE 6s Searching Bags for Outside Food Unlocks after completing The Krusty-Less Place on Earth Pt. 2.
Nurse's Station Foam Knife.png24,900
Itchy & Scratchy Money.png4,000
4h Recycling Syringes So You Don't Have To Act 1 Prize.
Craftable.
Child Care Center Rubber Chainsaw.png42,200 Re-germing the Ball Pit Act 3 Prize.
T.G.I. McScratchy's Donut Tapped Out.png 45 6s Providing an Excuse To Day Drink  
Roger Meyers Story Donut Tapped Out.png 55 Remembering that Parody is Protected by Law  
Soarin' Over Springfield Donut Tapped Out.png100 Wishing We Could Soar Over Shelbyville Unlocks Squeaky Voice Attendant.
Also unlocks with Squeaky Voiced Attendant Bundle.
Itchy's Mine Field Kaboom-ing Your Children Earns 120 Event Currency every 4 hours.
Nickel 'N' Dime Animation Donut Tapped Out.png150 Outsourcing Animations Because We Care Unlocks Jeremy.
Cartoon Motel 6s Changing Sheets Monthly Unlocks Ms. Mouse.
UPA Talent Agency Finding The Next One-Hit Wonder Unlocks June Bellamy.
Itchy's 70's Disco Murdering the Dance Floor Unlocks Tina Ballerina.
Ronald Reagan Reeducation Center Donut Tapped Out.png165 Enforcing the American Dream Unlocks Ronald Reagan.
Cartoon Set Donut Tapped Out.png300 Filming In New And Improved 2D Unlocks Scratchy.
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Powracające budynki

Image Name Cost Build time Task Notes
Village Apartments   6s Illegally Subletting Possible item in Pride Mystery Box.
Unlocks Grady.
Returns from Pride 2017.
One Night Stan's   Regretting Last Night Allows cration of more Pride Crosswalk (White).
Possible item in Pride Mystery Box.
Returns from Pride 2017.
The League of Extra-Horny Gentlemen   Bouncing the Underdressed Possible item in Pride Mystery Box.
Returns from Pride 2017.
Sconewall Bakery   Getting Sconed Possible item in Pride Mystery Box.
Unlocks Rollerskate Smithers.
Returns from Pride 2017.
Hairy Shearers   Lightening Loafers Possible item in Pride Mystery Box.
Unlocks Julio.
Returns from Pride 2017.
Havana Private Home   6s Plotting Route to Miami Possible item in Pride Mystery Box.
Returns from "Havana Wild Weekend" episode tie-in and Pride 2017.
She-She Lounge   Cleaning Lipstick Off Glasses Possible item in Pride Mystery Box.
Returns from Valentine's Day 2016 and 2017, and Pride 2017.
Ajax Steel Mill   Pounding Hot Steel Possible item in Pride Mystery Box.
Unlocks Roscoe.
Returns from Pride Month 2015, Homer's Chiliadand Pride 2017.
Raoul's Penthouse   Polishing Shuffle Boards Possible item in Pride Mystery Box.
Unlocks Raoul.
Returns from The Springfield Jobs.
Twirl 'N' Hurl   Twirling Uncomfortably Possible item in Krustyland Mystery Box.
Returns from Treehouse of Horror XXIV and XXV.
Lincoln's Cabin   6s Income Tax Possible item in July 4th Mystery Box.
Unlocks Abraham Lincoln.
Returns from 4th July 2013, Valentine's Day 2014, July 4th 2014,
4th of July 2015, 2016 and 2017.
Scandal-gate Hotel   Taking Reports of Concerned Guests Possible item in July 4th Mystery Box.
Unlocks Richard Nixon.
Returns from 4th of July 2015, 2016 and 2017.
Presidential Estate   Giving Guided Tours Possible item in July 4th Mystery Box.
Unlocks Freedom.
Returns from 4th of July 2015, 2016 and 2017.
Republican Party HQ   Engaging The One Percent Possible item in July 4th Mystery Box.
Returns from Terwilligers, 4th of July 2017
and The Buck Stops Here and "Haw-Haw Land" episode tie-in.
Americatown   Serving Up the Authentic American Dream Unlocks with Americatown and Sailor Kumiko bundle.
Returns from Destination Springfield, 4th of July 2017 and The Springfield Jobs.
Sungazer Studio   6s Searching Viewtube For Singers Possible item in Summer Concert Mystery Box.
Unlocks Peter D'Abbruzio.
Returns from Homerpalooza.
Classified Records   Recording Subliminal Lyrics Backwards Possible item in Summer Concert Mystery Box.
Unlocks L. T. Smash.
Returns from Homerpalooza.
New Bedlam Rest Home   Creating Calming Crafts Possible item in Summer Concert Mystery Box.
Unlocks Leon Kompowsky.
Returns from Homerpalooza.
Alcatraaaz's Mansion   Expanding the Sneaker Closet Possible item in Summer Concert Mystery Box.
Unlocks Alcatraaaz.
Returns from Homerpalooza.
The Jazz Hole   Mellowing Your Harsh Possible item in Summer Concert Mystery Box.
Unlocks Bleeding Gums Murphy.
Returns from Homerpalooza.
Solomon's Temple   6s Charging People to Look Directly At the Ark Unlocks with Praiseland Promotion.
Returns from Homerpalooza.
Rockin' Ark   Getting People Sick in Pairs
Nighthawk Diner Donut Tapped Out.png90 Giving Insomniacs a Place to Go Unlocks Rex Banner.
Returns from 4th of July 2013, July 4th 2014, 4th of July 2015, 2016 and 2017.
Krusty's Mansion Donut Tapped Out.png115 Taking Out Additional Mortages Reward: Real Estate Value.png1,750,000
Returns from "Clown in the Dumps" episode tie-in,
Springfield Heights and Forgotten Anniversary.
Requires Level 7.

Dekoracje

Image Name Cost Notes
Sideshow Mel Corner FREE Unlocks after completing The Krusty-Less Place on Earth Pt. 2.
Itchy Scratchy Corner
Crosswalk FREE
Cash.png385
Krustyland Wall FREE
Krustyland Ticket.png10
Tall Shrub FREE
Krustyland Ticket.png100
Unlocks after completing The Krusty-Less Place on Earth Pt. 2.
Krustyland Turnstile FREE
Krustyland Ticket.png325
Highway
Large Parking Lot FREE
Krustyland Ticket.png850
Itchy and Scratchy Land Gate FREE Main event decoration.
Unlocks after starting The Itchy-Est Place on Earth Pt. 2.
Injury 500   Unlocks with Injury 500 bundle.
Injury 500 Corner Itchy & Scratchy Money.png600 Unlocks with Injury 500 bundle.
Craftable.
Injury 500 Long Track Itchy & Scratchy Money.png1,200
Itchy & Scratchy Helicopter Foam Knife.png7,600 Act 1 Prize.
Roger Meyers Sr. Statue Foam Knife.png33,800
Log Ride   Unlocks with Log Ride Bundle.
Log Ride Short Track Itchy & Scratchy Money.png800 Unlocks with Log Ride Bundle.
Act 2 and 3 Craftable.
Log Ride Corner
Log Ride Long Track Itchy & Scratchy Money.png1,600
Parade Roller Station Inflatable Axe.png29,700 Task: Start Parade.
Unlocks Parade Roller.
Unlocks with Parade Roller Bundle.
Parade Train Station Inflatable Axe.png39,700 Task: Start Parade.
Unlocks Parade Train.
Unlocks with Parade Train Bundle.
Zoominator   Unlocks with Zoominator Bundle.
Zoominator Short Track Itchy & Scratchy Money.png1,000 Unlocks with Zoominator Bundle.
Act 3 Craftable.
Zoominator Corner
Zoominator Long Track Itchy & Scratchy Money.png2,000
Parents' Island Gate Rubber Chainsaw.png31,600 Act 3 Prize.
Injury 500 Short Track Itchy & Scratchy Money.png600 Craftable.
Itchy & Scratchy Land Banner Itchy & Scratchy Money.png1,000
Itchy & Scratchy Land Ticket Booth
Itchy Parking Lot Itchy & Scratchy Money.png2,000 Craftable.
Scratchy Parking Lot
Log Ride Plunge Itchy & Scratchy Money.png2,400 Act 2 and 3 Craftable.
Zoominator Plunge Itchy & Scratchy Money.png3,000 Act 3 Craftable.
Log Ride Loop Itchy & Scratchy Money.png3,200 Act 2 and 3 Craftable.
Zoominator Loop Itchy & Scratchy Money.png4,000 Act 3 Craftable.
Roller Coaster Weirdos Itchy & Scratchy Money.png5,000 Craftable.

Powracające dekoracje

Image Name Cost Notes
American Flag 5,600 Returns from 4th of July 2013, July 4th 2014, 4th of July 2015, Tailgate and Daily Challenges System, 4th of July 2016 and 2017.
Patriotic Box of Fireworks Returns from 4th of July 2015, 2016 and 2017.
Pride Crosswalk (White) 20,000 Buildable with One Night Stan's.
Liberty Bell 50,000 Returns from 4th July 2013, July 4th 2014 and 4th of July 2015, "Much Apu About Something", 4th of July 2016 and 2017.
Lincoln Memorial 100,000 Returns from July 4th 2014 and 4th of July 2015, "Much Apu About Something", 4th of July 2016 and 2017.
Pinwheel Firework 40 Returns from 4th July 2013 and July 4th 2014, Winter 2014, 4th of July 2015, Crook and Ladder, 4th of July 2016 and 2017.
Box of Fireworks 60 Returns from 4th July 2013 and July 4th 2014, Clash of Clones, Winter 2014, 4th of July 2015, Crook and Ladder, 4th of July 2016 and 2017.
Lisa Statue of Liberty 75 Returns from 4th July 2013, July 4th 2014 and 4th of July 2015, "Much Apu About Something", 4th of July 2016 and 2017.
Eisenhower's 4x4   Possible item in July 4th Mystery Box.
Unlocks Dwight D. Eisenhower.
Returns from 4th of July 2017.
Ye Olde Cherry Tree   Possible item in July 4th Mystery Box.
Unlocks George Washington.
Returns from July 4th 2014, 4th of July 2015, 2016 and 2017.
Springfield National Park   Possible item in July 4th Mystery Box.
Unlocks Teddy Roosvelt.
Returns from 4th of July 2016 and 2017.
Fireworks Barge 80 Returns from July 4th 2014, Winter 2014, 4th of July 2015, 2016 and 2017.
Cletus' Monster Truck   Possible item in Summer Concert Mystery Box.
Unlocks Manager Cletus.
Returns from Homerpalooza.
Sungazer Tour Bus   Possible item in Summer Concert Mystery Box.
Unlocks Freddy Freeman and Shredder Stevens.
Returns from Homerpalooza.
Praiseland Gate   Unlocks with Praiseland Promotion.
Returns from Homerpalooza.
Praiseland Wall  
Forbidden Tree  

Powracające skórki dekoracji

Image Name Notes
Pride Crosswalk (Red) Unlocks by tapping the Pride Crosswalk (White) after 3 hours
if Pride and Prejudices Pt. 1 was completed during the Pride 2017 event.
Pride Crosswalk (Orange) Unlocks by tapping the Pride Crosswalk (Red) after 3 hours
if Pride and Prejudices Pt. 1 was completed during the Pride 2017 event.
Pride Crosswalk (Yellow) Unlocks by tapping the Pride Crosswalk (Orange) after 3 hours
if Pride and Prejudices Pt. 1 was completed during the Pride 2017 event.
Pride Crosswalk (Green) Unlocks by tapping the Pride Crosswalk (Yellow) after 3 hours
if Pride and Prejudices Pt. 1 was completed during the Pride 2017 event.
Pride Crosswalk (Blue) Unlocks by tapping the Pride Crosswalk (Green) after 3 hours
if Pride and Prejudices Pt. 1 was completed during the Pride 2017 event.
Pride Crosswalk (Rainbow) Unlocks after tapping the Pride Crosswalk (Blue) after 3 hours
if Pride and Prejudices Pt. 1 was completed during the Pride 2017 event.

Pakiety

Image Name Content Cost
Injury 500 Injury 500, Injury 500 Short Track, Injury 500 Long Track, Injury 500 Corner FREE
Unlocks after starting The Itchy-Est Place on Earth Pt. 3
Log Ride Bundle Log Ride, Log Ride Short Track [x2], Log Ride Long Track, Log Ride Corner [x4] 4,800
Act 2 Prize.
Parade Roller Bundle Parade Roller Station w/Parade Roller, Animatronic Axe and Animatronic Dynamite 29,700
Act 2 Prize.
Parade Train Bundle Parade Train Station w/Parade Train, Animatronic Dynamite Bundle, Animatronic Bomb 39,700
Act 2 Prize.
Zoominator Bundle Zoominator, Zoominator Short Track [x2], Zoominator Long Track, Zoominator Corner [x4] 5,100
Act 3 Prize.
America Town and Sailor Kumiko 1 Kumiko, Americatown w/Sailor Kumiko Possible item in July 4th Mystery Box.
America Town and Sailor Kumiko 2 Americatown w/Sailor Kumiko
Itchy Mascot + Scratchy Mascot Itchy Mascot and Scratchy Mascot Possible item in Krustyland Mystery Box
Praiseland Promotion Rachel Jordan, Praiseland Wall x15, Solomon's Temple, Rockin' Ark, Forbidden Tree, Trees x4, Shrubs x8, Flowers x2 Possible item in Summer Concert Mystery Box.
Squeaky Voiced Attendant Bundle Soarin' Over Springfield w/Squeaky Voice Teen and Squeaky Voice Attenant 100
Pride 2018 Promotion J. Edgar Hoover and Undercover Hoover 199
Truckload of 300 Donuts 300 and Maw Spuckler Truckload of 300 Donuts
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Materiały eksploatacyjne

Image Name Content Cost Notes
Free Land Token Free Land Token FREE
16,200
19,700
21,000
Unlocks with Injury 500, Log Ride and Zoominator.
Act 1, 2 and 3 Prize.
500 Itchy & Scratchy Money 500 42,700
49,700
52,800
Act 1, 2 and 3 Prize.
Slash Pass Earn extra rewards from tapping Park Visitors in a friend's town! Act 1: 90
Act 2: 60
Act 3: 30
 
Pride Mystery Box Ajax Steel Mill w/Roscoe, Havana Private Home, She-She Lounge,
Village Apartments w/Grady, One Night Stan's, Two-nicorn,
Hairy Shearers w/Julio, Sconewall Bakery w/Rollerskate Smithers,
The League of Extra Horny Gentlemen, Raoul's Penthouse w/Raoul
50
Krustyland Mystery Box Eyeballs of Death, Mt. Krustmore, Krusty Fountain, Twirl 'n' Hurl, Unoriginal Log Ride, Itchy Mascot + Scratchy Mascot 65
July 4th Mystery Box America Town and Sailor Kumiko 1 (Kumiko, Americatown w/Sailor Kumiko),
America Town and Sailor Kumiko (Americatown w/Sailor Kumiko), Republican Party HQ,
Presidential Estate w/Freedom, Springfield National Park w/Teddy Roosevelt,
Scandalgate Hotel w/Richard Nixon, Ye Olde Cherry Tree w/George Washington,
Lincoln's Cabin w/Abraham Lincoln, Eisenhower's 4x4 w/Dwight D. Eisenhower, Sprawl Mart
75
Summer Concert Mystery Box Classified Records w/L.T. Smash, The Jazz Hole w/Bleeding Gums Murphy,
Sungazer Tour Bus w/Freddy Freeman and Shredder Stevens,
New Bedlam Rest Home w/Leon Kompowsky, Alcatraaaz's Mansion w/Alcatraaaz,
Sungazer Studio w/Peter D'Abruzio, Alaska Nebraska,
Cletus' Monster Truck w/Manager Cletus, Praiseland Promotion (Rachel Jordan, Praiseland Wall x15,
Solomon's Temple, Rockin' Ark, Forbidden Tree, Trees x4, Shrubs x8, Flowers x2)
80

Dzień Pączka 2018

Budynki

Image Name Building time Costs Task Notes
Donut Store 100 6s Discarding Donut Holes Returns from Homer's Chiliad and Time Traveling Toaster and Donut Day 2017.

Dekoracje

Image Name Cost Notes
Donut Truck 40 Returns from Homer's Chiliad and Time Traveling Toaster and Donut Day 2017.
Donut Boat 225
Activates Donuts rain for 7 seconds once tapped.
Returns from Homer's Chiliad and Time Traveling Toaster and Donut Day 2017.

Zakupy pączków

Image Name Content
Triple Baker's Dozen 39
Double Stack of 60 Donuts 120
Tray of 132 Donuts 132 + 2 Golden Scratch-Rs
Truckload of 300 Donuts 300 + 5 Golden Scratch-Rs
Boatload of 2400 Donuts 2,400 + 10 Golden Scratch-Rs

Stałe rabaty

Image Name Cost Build time Task Notes
Krustylu Studios with Sideshow Mel 140 6s Regurgitating Ideas
Requires Level 20.
Rebate: 40

Odcinki serialu z których pochodzą przedmioty

Item Episode
Itchy and Scratchy Land, Park Engineer, Maw Spuckler, Squeaky Voice Attendant, Parade Roller,
Animatronic Axe, Animatronic Dynamite, Parade Train, Animatronic Dynamite Bundle, Animatronic Bomb,
Child Care Center, T.G.I. McScrathy's, Roger Meyers Story, Itchy's Mine Field, Itchy's 70's Disco,
Itchy and Scratchy Land Gate, Itchy & Scratchy Helicopter, Roger Meyers Sr. Statue, Log Ride,
Log Ride Short Track, Log Ride Long Track, Log Ride Corner, Log Ride Plunge, Log Ride Loop,
Parents' Island Gate, Itchy & Scratchy Banner, Itchy & Scratchy Land Ticket Booth,
Itchy Parking Lot, Scratchy Parking Lot, Roller Coaster Weirdos, Tour Group Straggler,
Lil' Thrill Seeker, Gift Shop Fanatic, Foam Knife, Inflatable Axe, Rubber Chainsaw, Itchy & Scratchy Money
Itchy & Scratchy Land
Itchy, Scratchy, Ronald Reagan, Julio, Teddy Roosevelt, George Washington, Abraham Lincoln,
Richard Nixon, Bleeding Gums Murphy, Cartoon Set, Crosswalk, American Flag, Red Pride Hydrant
Recurring
Diane Helter Shelter
Bort Itchy & Scratchy Land, The Winter of Our Monetized Content (plate seen)
Corporal Punishment Itchy & Scratchy & Marge
Jeremy Day of the Jackanapes
Ms. Mouse, Cartoon Motel Girly Edition (The Itchy & Scratchy Show episode The Glass Moan-agerie)
June Bellamy The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show
Tina Ballerina Like Father, Like Clown
J. Edgar Hoover Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish" (mentioned)
Grady, Rollerskate Smithers, One Night Stan's, Village Apartments, Sconewall Bakery Three Gays of the Condo
Roscoe, Ajax Steel Mill Homer's Phobia
Raoul, Raoul's Penthouse Catch 'Em If You Can
Dwight D. Eisenhower No Loan Again, Naturally
Kumiko, Sailor Kumiko Married to the Blob
Peter D'Abbruzio, Freddy Freeman, Shredder Stevens, Sungazer Studio, Sungazer Tour Bus Covercraft
Alaska Nebraska Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh
L.T. Smash, Classified Records New Kids on the Blecch
Leon Kompowsky Stark Raving Dad
Alcatraaaz Pranksta Rap
Rachel Jordan Alone Again, Natura-Diddily
Rex Banner Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment
Undercover Hoover The Springfield Files (picture)
All-American Apu, Liberty Bell Much Apu About Nothing
Tuxedo Krusty Clown in the Dumps
Sailor Kumiko Married to the Blob
Manager Cletus, Cletus' Monster Truck Yokel Chords
Two-nicorn Lisa the Drama Queen
Itchy & Scratchy Bot Itchy & Scratchy Land)
Freedom Diggs
Nurse's Station Itchy & Scratchy Land
Soarin' Over Springfield Bart's New Friend
Nickel 'N' Dime Animation Angry Dad: The Movie
UPA Talent Agency The Ten-Per-Cent Solution
Ronald Reagan Reeducation Center Bart-Mangled Banner
The League of Extra-Horny Gentlemen Mommie Beerest
Hairy Shearers The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons
Havana Private Home Havana Wild Weekend
She-She Lounge Fear of Flying
Twirl 'N' Hurl Real life attraction at Universal Orlando Resort
Scandal-gate Hotel, Lincoln Memorial Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington
Presidential Estate Two Bad Neighbors
Republican Party HQ Sideshow Bob Roberts
Americatown Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo
New Bedlam Rest Home Stark Raving Dad
Alcatraaaz's Mansion Pranksta Rap
The Jazz Hole Moaning Lisa
Solomon's Temple, Rockin' Ark, Praiseland Gate, Praiseland Wall, Praiseland Statue I'm Goin' to Praiseland
Forbidden Tree Simpsons Bible Stories - "Homer and Marge"
Nighthawk Diner Old Money
Krusty's Mansion Bart the Fink
Krustyland Entrance, Sideshow Mel Corner, Itchy Scratchy Corner, Krustyland Wall,
Tall Shrub (x3), Krustyland Turnstile, Highway (x2), Large Parking Lot
The Food Wife
Injury 500, Injury 500 Short Track, Injury 500 Long Track, Injury 500 Corner Dad Behavior
Zoominator, Zoominator Short Track, Zoominator Long Track,
Zoominator Corner, Zoominator Corner, Zoominator Plunge, Zoominator Loop
Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em
Box of Fireworks, Fireworks Barge, Pinwheel Firework, Patriotic Box of Fireworks The Yellow Badge of Cowardge
Springfield National Park Dial "N" for Nerder
Ye Olde Cherry Tree Black-Eyed, Please
Donut Store Marge vs. the Monorail
Donut Truck Brush with Greatness
Donut Boat (Donut Rain animation) Treehouse of Horror V - "Time and Punishment"
The Simpsons: Tapped Out exclusives: Parade Roller Station, Parade Train Station, Pride Crosswalk [x7], Eisenhower's 4x4, Lincoln's Cabin, Lisa Statue of Liberty, Slash Pass

Nagrody

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Akt 1

Image Name Cost
Itchy & Scratchy Helicopter 7,600
Free Land Token 16,200
Nurse's Station 24,900
Roger Meyers Sr. Statue 33,800
500 Itchy & Scratchy Money
500
42,700
Diane 51,800

Akt 2

Image Name Cost
Log Ride Bundle (Log Ride, Log Ride Short Track [x2], Log Ride Long Track, Log Ride Corner [x4) 4,800
Free Land Token 19,700
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Parade Train Bundle (Parade Train Station w/Parade Train, Animatronic Dynamite Bundle, Animatronic Bomb) 39,700
500 Itchy & Scratchy Money
500
49,700
Bort 59,700

Akt 3

Image Name Cost
Zoominator Bundle (Zoominator, Zoominator Short Track [x2], Zoominator Long Track, Zoominator Corner [x4]) 5,100
Free Land Token 21,000
Parents' Island Gate 31,600
Child Care Center 42,200
500 Itchy & Scratchy Money
500
52,800
Corporal Punishment 63,400
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Rzemiosło

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Image Name Cost Unlock
Injury 500 Short Track 600 Level 1
Injury 500 bundle
Injury 500 Corner 600
Injury 500 Long Track 1,200 Level 2
Injury 500 bundle
Itchy & Scratchy Land Banner 1,000 Level 2
Itchy Parking Lot 2,000 Level 3
Scratchy Parking Lot
Itchy & Scratchy Land Ticket Booth 1,000 Level 4
Nurse's Station 4,000
Log Ride Short Track 800 Level 5
Long Ride Bundle
Log Ride Corner
Log Ride Long Track 1,600 Level 6
Long Ride Bundle
Log Ride Plunge 2,400
Log Ride Loop 3,200 Level 7
Long Ride Bundle
Zoominator Short Track 1,000 Level 8
Zoominator Bundle
Zoominator Corner
Zoominator Long Track 2,000 Level 9
Zoominator Bundle
Roller Coaster Weirdos 5,000 Level 9
Zoominator Plunge 3,000 Level 10
Zoominator Bundle
Zoominator Loop 4,000

Cele poziomów rzemiosła

2 2,400 3 5,800 4 9,800 5 17,800 6 21,000 7 26,600 8 29,800 9 36,800 10 47,800

Bonus rozrywkowy

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Only 1 square of the item has to be included to count. Max % is: Act 1 20%, Act 2 35%, Act 3 50%.
Injury 500, Log Ride, Zoominator
0.25%
Itchy & Scratchy Land Banner, Itchy & Scratchy Land Ticket Booth, Roller Coaster Weirdos
0.5%
Nurse's Station, Long Ride Corner, Long Ride Short Track, Zoominator Corner, Zoominator Short Track
0.75%
Injury 500 Short Track, Injury 500 Corner
1%
Log Ride Plunge, Long Ride Long Track, Long Ride Loop, Zoominator Plunge, Zoominator Loop, Zoominator Long Track
1.5%
Injury 500 Long Track
2%
Itchy Parking Lot, Scratchy Parking Lot
3%

Codzienne wyzwania

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Send Springfielders to Staff Rides [x4]
Clear Park Visitors in Friends' Towns [x3]
Clear Park Visitors [x30]
Reward: 1500 Event Currency

Wpływ przedmiotów na Conform-o-meter oraz Krust-o-meter

Name Rating Points
Nurse's Station, Child Care Center, Ronald Reagan Reeducation Center, Pride Crosswalk (White), Pride Crosswalk (Red),
Pride Crosswalk (Orange), Pride Crosswalk (Yellow), Pride Crosswalk (Green), Pride Crosswalk (Blue), Pride Crosswalk (Rainbow)
Obedience 5
Liberty Bell, Republican Party HQ, New Bedlam Rest Home 10
Crosswalk Vanity 90
Nickel 'N' Dime Animation, Itchy's Mine Field, Roger Meyers Story, Cartoon Set, UPA Talent Agency, Itchy Parking Lot,
Scratchy Parking Lot, Itchy & Scratchy Land Banner, Itchy & Scratchy Helicopter, Roller Coaster Weirdos, Roger Meyers Sr. Statue,
Parade Train Station, Parade Roller Station, Large Parking Lot, Highway 1, Highway 2, Injury 500 Short Track, Injury 500 Long Track,
Injury 500 Corner, Log Ride Short Track, Log Ride Long Track, Log Ride Corner, Log Ride Plunge, Log Ride Loop, Zoominator Short Track,
Zoominator Long Track, Zoominator Corner, Zoominator Corner, Zoominator Plunge, Zoominator Loop, Praiseland Wall
100
Krusty's Mansion 300
American Flag 450
Patriotic Box of Fireworks 600
Lincoln Memorial 870
Cartoon Motel, Village Apartments, Lincoln's Cabin, Scandal-gate Hotel, Presidential Estate, Sungazer Studio, Alcatraaaz's Mansion Indolence 10
Havana Private Home, Raoul's Penthouse 20
Soarin' Over Springfield, Itchy's 70's Disco, T.G.I. McScratchy's, Itchy & Scratchy Land Gate, Itchy & Scratchy Land Ticket Booth, Parents' Island Gate, Zoominator Consumerism 5
One Night Stan's, Classified Records, Solomon's Temple, Rockin' Ark 10
The League of Extra-Horny Gentlemen, Sconewall Bakery, Hairy Shearers 20
Nighthawk Diner, The Jazz Hole Gluttony 10
She-She Lounge, Ajax Steel Mill, Americatown 20
Tall Shrub 1, Tall Shrub 2, Tall Shrub 3 Tree-hugging 90
Injury 500, Log Ride Consumerism
Merch
5
100
Krustyland Entrance Merch 10
Krustyland Turnstile 100
Krustyland Wall, Itchy Scratchy Corner, Sideshow Mel Corner Kitsch 100
Twirl 'n' Hurl Nausea 10
Sungazer Tour Bus, Forbidden Tree Vanity
Bonus $ and XP
100
1%
Cletus' Monster Truck 100
2.75%
Pinwheel Firework 400
2%
Box of Fireworks 600
2.25%
Fireworks Barge 800
2.75
Lisa Statue of Liberty Obedience
Bonus $ and XP
10
2.75
Eisenhower's 4x4 10
4%
Ye Olde Cherry Tree Indolence
Bonus $ and XP
10
2.75%
Springfield National Park Tree-hugging
Bonus $ and XP
200
5%
Praiseland Gate Consumerism
Bonus $ and XP
5
1%

Rozgrywka Akt 1

The Krusty-Less Place on Earth


The Krusty-Less Place on Earth Pt. 1

After the user logs in on May 30th:
Krustyland has become an eyesore. No one even goes there anymore!
Well, none of us thought our little town would be around so long that it would matter.
I mean, six years into this thing, and Sky Finger is still tap-tap-tapping away at us. Why?!
There's no logical explanation, but here we are. Your people will not rest until Krustyland is gone!
Task: Build Town Hall
Task: Make Springfielders Complain About Krustyland [x3] (6s, Town Hall or Simpson Home)
Maybe I can turn this into a win-win for our little town...
Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Krusty-Less Place on Earth Pt. 2

After completing The Krusty-Less Place on Earth Pt. 1:
You are hereby notified that Krustyland will be wiped off the map effective immediately.
Impossible! It took months of clicking and waiting to build that park!
Not to worry. We have found a safe, gentle way to quietly remove your theme park.
Task: Return to Krustyland
Task: Nuke Krustyland
If the user doesn't nuke Krustyland:
System Message Nuke Krustyland to play the Itchy & Scratchy Land event! Event expires in !
If the user nukes Krustyland:
Oh No!
WHAT?! You nuked it?
Our friends in the military paid handsomely to test out their newest weapon.
The ThrillBuster Anti-Theme Park Tactical Nuclear Warhead is a success!
At last, our nation is safe from the threat of fun and rides.
These guys prepare for everything.
System Message Everything you left in Krustyland has been salvaged to your storage!
Quest reward: Krustyland Entrance, Krustyland Wall [x14], Tall Shrub 1 [x2], Tall Shrub 2 [x2], Tall Shrub 3, Large Parking Lot [x6], Pylon [x4], Crosswalk [x40], Highway 1 [x18], Highway 2 [x18], 1 each unlocked per each Krustyland Land Expansion, 100 and 10

Dzień Pączka 2018

After completing The Krusty-Less Place on Earth Pt. 1:
System Message Enjoy 15 free donuts and, for a limited time, get Golden Scratch-R's with your donut purchases!
Quest reward: 15

The Itchy-Est Place on Earth

The Itchy-Est Place on Earth Pt. 1

After completing The Krusty-Less Place on Earth Pt. 2:
Mr. Meyers, this town desperately needs an amusement park.
You literally JUST blew up your last one with a hydrogen bomb.
I have no memory of that. Anyway, we think Itchy and Scratchy would make a wonderful theme.
We'll give you prime real estate, and free labor from my easily-exploited constituents.
There's no way the voters would be dumb enough to approve this plan.
*laughs for twenty minutes*
Task: Make Springfielders Petition for a Theme Park [x5] (6s, Town Hall or Simpson House)
On Homer's job start:
I'm being exploited!
On Apu's job start:
On some level, I know this is a bad idea!
On Bart's job start:
Working for free!
On job end:
What a bunch of idiots.
They sure are. God, I love them.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Itchy-Est Place on Earth Pt. 2

After completing The Itchy-Est Place on Earth Pt. 1:
If we don't build ourselves a new theme park, then the nuclear bombs win!
Woo! Pride!
With this project, we will create hundreds of *cough* *cough* unpaid *cough* backbreaking jobs!
Jobs! Jobs! Jobs!
Task: Place Itchy & Scratchy Land Gate
Task: Build Bart's Tree House
On job start:
I now pronounce Itchy & Scratchy Land...open!
Blow it up!
No, you idiot! Not for a few years!
Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Itchy-Est Place on Earth Pt. 3

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
Hey, dummy, you opened a park with no rides.
That's why admission is so cheap, only forty-five dollars!
At that price, I can afford to take the wife and kids! It's a great time to be a ten-year-old father of two.
Here comes our first ride now. Look alive, Sky Finger!
Task: Place Injury 500
Task: Move Injury 500 Long Track to Fill Track Gap
Task: Make Springfielders Staff Rides [x3] (4h, Injury 500, Log Ride or Zoominator)
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10
Note: For the 2nd task, move the track that is not aligned to align it to the rest of the tracks till the animations play. If you notice lag in game due to animation, then move it back so it doesn't start the building animation.

The Itchy-Est Place on Earth Pt. 4

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Stupid tourists. Hey, idiots, way to come from a place I don't!
Zip it, Simpson. Those tourists are willing to drop hundreds on cheap, worthless park souvenirs.
Not if I buy them first!
Task: Tap Park Visitors [x10]
Task: Tap Park Visitors in Other Springfields [x3]
Rather than hire teenagers to wear walk-around costumes, we'll use science to actually bring Itchy and Scratchy to life.
Using this smoky, terrifying machine, Professor Frink can animate cartoon cells into living Itchies and Scratchies.
But first, perhaps he'd like to issue a dire warning on the dangers of playing God.
Why? Are you actually going to listen?
Well, no.
OH REALLY?! WHAT A STUNNER! LOOK AT ME, I'M STUNNED!
Just press the big red button and doom us all, already.
Quest reward: Itchy
Hee hee hee! Here, kitty, kitty!
Aaaaaah!
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10
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The Itchy-Est Place on Earth Pt. 5

After tapping on Itchy's exclamation mark:
*maniacal laughter* Itchy LOVE stabby!
The adorable mouse is stabbing everyone in sight!
What a shock. If only someone had warned us.
It okay! Me use big needle and thread and sew them up good as new!
That only works in your stupid, sadistic cartoon, you nutcase!
Whoa, whoa. "Stupid"? "Nutcase"? For crying out loud...words hurt, lady.
Task: Build Nurse's Station
Task: Make Itchy Threaten Everyone (4h)
All dem people good as new! Ready for more stabby!
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10

The Itchy-Est Place on Earth Pt. 6

After tapping on Quimby's exclamation mark:
No telling what a murder rate of one in three will mean for our "Theme Park Monthly" rating.
The network is not happy. They're sending one of their top executives to take control.
We're saved!
What? Network ratings have been declining for decades. You think a TV exec can fix anything?
But they are WORLD-CLASS in blame avoidance.
If there's a scapegoat out there we can pin this whole debacle on, trust me, she'll find it.
We're saved!
Task: Unlock Diane
I'm hungry. Assemble a focus group to tell me what I want for lunch.
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10

The Itchy-Est Place on Earth Pt. 7

After tapping on Diane's exclamation mark:
We've got a reanimated nightmare rodent slaughtering at will. How is that playing with the eighteen to forty-nine-year-olds?
Um... bad?
Call a town meeting. We have to get ahead of this thing, let the audience know that WE know we've let them down.
Then, we announce that we're bringing back "Mabel", the beloved nineteen-nineties sitcom. Boom! Crisis averted.
My God, you're wonderful.
Task: Make Springfielders Gather for a Meeting (4h, Itchy and Scratchy Land Gate)
Task: Make Diane Avoid Blame [x5] (4h, Itchy and Scratchy Land Gate)
Itchy, thank you for coming in. Let me say what a huge fan I am.
Stabby stabby?
Love it! Listen, how would you like your own one-hour weekday show on my network?
You'd need to promise to stop the killing. Just until sweeps.
Can Itchy's bandleader be Chris Daughtry?
I'll set it up. He's a personal friend.
System Message You have completed the Act 1 story! Keep Springfielders working the attractions and collecting from Park Visitors, Act 2 starts soon!
Quest reward: 200 Event Currency and 20

Itching All Over

After completing The Itchy-Est Place on Earth Pt. 7:
Task: Collect Foam Knives [x3000]
Quest reward: 1/2/3

Injury Five-Oh

Injury Five-Oh Pt. 1

After completing The Itchy-Est Place on Earth Pt. 4 and tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
It's getting a little dull in here. How about we build a second ride?
We COULD do that. OR, we could make a slight, cost-effective improvement to our existing ride.
That would be AMAZING! Gosh, there's nothing that excites us kids more than efficient park management!
Your sarcasm is noted.
Task: Craft Injury 500 Road
Task: Place Injury 500 Road in Amusement Bonus Area
WOW! YOU DID IT, MR. MAYOR! YOU MADE IT A TEENSY BIT BETTER!
No criticizing the mayor until you're eighteen.
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10

Injury Five-Oh Pt. 2

After completing Injury Five-Oh Pt. 1:
Task: Reach 10% Amusement Bonus
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10

Injury Five-Oh Pt. 3

After completing Injury Five-Oh Pt. 2:
Task: Reach 15% Amusement Bonus
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10

Injury Five-Oh Pt. 4

After completing Injury Five-Oh Pt. 3:
Task: Reach 20% Amusement Bonus
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10

Bart's Injury 500 Go For a Ride Dialogue

After starting Bart's Go For a Ride job at Injury 500:
I'm practicing a skill that will be obsolete in our fully-automated near future!

Rozgrywka Akt 2

Expensive Expansion


Expensive Expansion Pt. 1

After the user logs in on June 13th and tapping on Itchy's exclamation mark:
Itchy not like being TV star. Spend all day schmoozing affiliates. Want stabby-stabby again.
Itchy, we're in a critical phase of the park's development. We've got some amazing plans for new rides.
What rides?
I'll know as soon as the focus group comes up with them.
Task: Make Itchy Be Confused by This Reality (8h)
If the user has Diane: Task: Make Diane Run a Focus Group (4h, Itchy and Scratchy Land Gate)
Task: Make Springfielders Focus Group New Rides [x10] (4h, Itchy and Scratchy Land Gate)
For our park's next thrilling attraction, the focus group has chosen... a log ride!
What? That's the most boring of all possible options!
Never doubt focus groups. They're the reason my shows pull in over ten viewers a night.
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10

Expensive Expansion Pt. 2

After tapping on Itchy's exclamation mark:
What if Itchy stand at end of log ride, and stab every other rider? That seem fresh.
Interesting pitch. I'll let you know how I feel about it after the focus group weighs in.
Itchy suspicious of corporate culture that produce people like you.
Task: Unlock the Log Ride
Task: Build Log Ride
Task: Make Springfielders Staff Rides [x2] (4h, Injury 500, Log Ride or Zoominator)
I give log ride five stars for fun.
Zero stars for stabby-stabby.
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10

Expensive Expansion Pt. 3

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
And how are you enjoying Itchy & Scratchy Land, little girl?
It's pretty good. But it needs a parade.
We'll organize one immediately.
Really? Just because an 8-year-old girl suggested it?
Sweetie, I didn't rise to the top of the entertainment industry by having ideas of my own.
Task: Unlock Parade Roller
Task: Place Parade Roller Station
Yes! A parade, I love parades!
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10

Expensive Expansion Pt. 4

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
When's the parade? When's the parade? When's the parade?
Now these machines are extremely delicate and even the slightest...
Parade! Parade! Parade!
Task: Start the Parade
Yes! Again!
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10

Expensive Expansion Pt. 5

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
I just tried to find a souvenir license plate with "Bart" on it, and nothing! What gives?!
Well, "Bart" is a very unusual name. Is it a variation of "Bort"? We have lots of Bort plates.
"Bort"? No one is named Bort.
*laughs* What about President Bort Bortson? He was right after Lincoln.
That's a lie! Probably. There are no "Borts"!
Task: Unlock Bort
System Message You have completed the Act 2 story! Keep Springfielders working the attractions and collecting from Park Visitors, Act 3 starts soon!
Quest reward: 200 Event Currency and 20

Scratching That Itch

After completing Expensive Expansion Pt. 5:
Task: Collect Inflatable Axes [x3500]
Quest reward: 1/2/3

Going With the Flow

Going With the Flow Pt. 1

After completing Expensive Expansion Pt. 2 and tapping on Itchy's exclamation mark:
Itchy, the ratings are in on the new log ride. It's a hit!
Itchy only care about one number, Diane...
Yes, well, I'm sorry to say there were zero deaths.
*sigh* Itchy wondering what we doing here, Diane. We happy with okay? Or we want be GREAT?
Hmm, I suppose we could add a LITTLE danger...
Task: Craft Log Ride Plunge
Task: Place Log Ride Plunge in Amusement Bonus Area
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10

Going With the Flow Pt. 2

After completing Going With the Flow Pt. 1:
Task: Reach 30% Amusement Bonus
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10

Going With the Flow Pt. 3

After completing Going With the Flow Pt. 2:
Task: Reach 35% Amusement Bonus
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10

Rozgrywka Akt 3

Jealousy Becomes Him


Jealousy Becomes Him Pt. 1

After the user logs in on June 27th and tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
When I was young, I could go on rides all day. But now one spin and I just want to hurl.
That's very common, Dad. Lots of older people find it prudent to stay off tilt-a-whirls, roller coasters-
Roller coaster! That's what we need! The tallest, most stomach-sloshing roller coaster mankind has ever built, or ever will!
But... it will make you sick. You'll be puking all over the place.
WORTH
IT.
Task: Build the Zoominator
Task: Make Springfielders Staff Rides [x2] (4h, Injury 500, Log Ride or Zoominator)
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10

Jealousy Becomes Him Pt. 2

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
There sure are a lot of whiny kids at this family fun center.
Well, you can't have a family without kids! Unless you choose to. Which sounds... pretty great, actually.
If only there was an adults-only area, where we could indulge our wildest grownup fantasies.
You mean... *whispers*
What? Marge, I'm shocked! I just meant drinking booze.
Task: Unlock Parents' Island Gate
Task: Reach Level 7 and Build Krusty Burger
Are you having fun, Homer? Are you drunk enough? Can I get you another gin-and-cat's blood?
You may. You may indeed.
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10
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Jealousy Becomes Him Pt. 3

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark:
There's a theme park based on Itchy & Scratchy, and I'm not getting royalties?!
But that's my IP! I came up with it, by watching Tom & Jerry and changing the names.
They can't just steal it from me... without first changing the names.
Task: Make Krusty Investigate Itchy & Scratchy Land (4h, Itchy and Scratchy Land Gate)
This place wouldn't exist if not for my show!
Get ready to see something totally unheard of: an angry clown who occasionally wakes up in storm drains.
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10

Jealousy Becomes Him Pt. 4

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark:
Mr. Krustofsky, I'm afraid you have no legal claim to the profits from Itchy and Scratchy.
Let me just consult my OTHER representation...
Task: Unlock Corporal Punishment
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10

Jealousy Becomes Him Pt. 5

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark:
Corporal Punishment, I'm not making a dime off this park. And when I don't get paid, YOU don't get paid.
I HAVE NOT BEEN PAID FOR MONTHS, SIR.
Paying employees is not an exact science. Just go to the park and gently remind them I want money. In your own charmingly subtle way.
I WILL TERMINATE THESE MAGGOTS WITH EXTREME SUBTLETY!
Task: Make Corporal Punishment Get People in Line (4h, Itchy and Scratchy Land Gate)
YOU ARE BEING SUBTLY REMINDED OF YOUR DEBT TO KRUSTY! THIS IS YOUR FINAL GENTLE WARNING!
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10

Jealousy Becomes Him Pt. 6

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark:
Was your mission successful, Corporal Punishment? How much cash did they fork over?
I INFILTRATED THE PARK AGAINST TOKEN RESISTANCE AND SCREAMED YOUR DEMANDS AT ALL TODDLERS PRESENT.
UNDER INTERROGATION, THE TODDLERS DENIED WITHHOLDING ROYALTIES FROM YOU.
ONE KID RECOMMENDED YOU HIRE A LAWYER. I CAN CONFIRM IT WAS ADORABLE.
Ugh. Just get out of here. I need to prepare for today's show.
Task: Make Krusty Get Hammered (4h, Kwik-E-Mart)
System Message You have completed the Act 3 story! Keep Springfielders working the attractions and collecting from Park Visitors!
Quest reward: 200 Event Currency and 20

Scratching Out

After completing Jealousy Becomes Him Pt. 6:
Task: Collect Rubber Chainsaws [x4000]
Quest reward: 1/2/3

The Wildest Ride

The Wildest Ride Pt. 1

After completing Jealousy Becomes Him Pt. 1 and tapping on Diane's exclamation mark:
Well, Bart, what do you think of our new coaster?
More.
I'm... not sure what that means. More what?
More!
You think it should be more... tall? Fast? Can you be specific?
MORE!
Okay, good notes. We'll get right on 'em.
Task: Craft Zoominator Plunge
Task: Place Zoominator Plunge in Amusement Bonus Area
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10

The Wildest Ride Pt. 2

After completing The Wildest Ride Pt. 1:
Task: Reach 45% Amusement Bonus
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10

The Wildest Ride Pt. 3

After completing The Wildest Ride Pt. 2:
Task: Reach 50% Amusement Bonus
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10

Rozgrywka rzemieślnicza oraz nagrody

Itchy and Scratchy Helicopter

After unlocking Itchy and Scratchy Helicopter:
Come on, Mom! Let's tour the park aboard the Itchy & Scratchy Helicopter!
I don't know...some of those decorations seem slapped on without regard to aerodynamics.
Aerody-what-ics? What a funny word! Did you just make that up?
Must...abandon ship...seatbelt...won't unbuckle...
Task: Tap the Itchy & Scratchy Helicopter
That was definitely my last helicopter ride.
And my first!
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Roger Meyers Sr. Statue

After unlocking Roger Meyers Sr. Statue:
The Roger Meyers Sr. Statue celebrates the life of America's most lovable entertainer.
Lovable? Many of his movies used racial stereotypes for comic relief.
And there was his collaboration with the House Un-American Activities Committee.
Not to mention his relentless union-busting, which to this day leaves animators woefully underpaid for their work.
...
Okay, take down the statue!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png No, no, leave it up. I'm just saying...

Making Frenemies and Inconveniencing People

Making Frenemies and Inconveniencing People Pt. 1

After tapping on Diane's exclamation mark:
My job title may say I'm a network programming executive, but really, I'm the head of a family.
I surround myself with extraordinary minds. Doers. People who actualize what others only ideate.
And, most importantly, people who I can stick the blame on when our ratings are in the toilet.
NO ONE thinks firing people isn't fun, but firing family? There's nothing quite like it.
Task: Make Diane Go on a Firing Spree (8h)
And...the town's unemployment rate creeps over 30%. Wonderful.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Making Frenemies and Inconveniencing People Pt. 2

After tapping on Diane's exclamation mark:
Ahhhh...I love that post-firing-spree glow. Colors just seem brighter after you've crushed dreams.
You ARE planning on filling those vacancies with other Springfielders, correct?
Of course! But first, I have a drinks meeting scheduled with some of my subordinates.
...who you just fired...
When you love meetings as much as I do, it doesn't even matter if you're alone.
Task: Build Moe's Tavern
Task: Make Diane Enjoy Cocktail Hour (4h, Moe's Tavern or Brown House)
Eww. I thought I ordered a Manhattan.
They have watered-down ethanol in Manhattan!
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Making Frenemies and Inconveniencing People Pt. 3

After tapping on Diane's exclamation mark:
A successful TV executive is ALWAYS on the hunt for original show ideas.
Sometimes you'll be tempted to copy an idea from another network, and give it a twist.
But that's a fool's errand: if the idea works, it doesn't NEED a twist. Duh!
Just change the title, cast Matthew Perry in it, and you're good to go!
Task: Make Diane Come up With "Original" Programming (4h)
This fall, Matthew Perry IS... Danny Storm, Uncle of Dragons, in... "Contest of Chairs!"
Genius!
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Making Frenemies and Inconveniencing People Pt. 4

After tapping on Diane's exclamation mark:
Now that I've created a sure-fire hit, it's time to hire some folks to blame it on when it bombs.
Yes, good! New jobs I can take credit for creating!
I need highly-qualified fall guys.
Lady, that's all we got.
Task: Make Diane Host Interviews (4h, Itchy & Scratchy Land Gate or Brown House)
Task: Make Springfielders Apply for Jobs [x5] (4h, Itchy & Scratchy Land Gate or Brown House)
Homer, why should I hire you for this job?
Because this is one of only three jobs I've never had before. The others being lead gaffer and Secretary of Housing and Urban Development.
Are you plugged in to the zeitgeist? How "up" are you on pop culture?
Hmmm... I'd have to say "extremely".
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Making Frenemies and Inconveniencing People Pt. 5

After tapping on Diane's exclamation mark:
So Mr. Simpson, let me explain your responsibilities as my new V.P. of Current Programming.
Oh, I wouldn't bother.
How do you expect to do your job if you don't know what it is?
I don't expect to do it at all. But don't worry. I always end up in the middle of the action.
Often for really half-baked reasons. It's called lazy writing, and it seems to work to my benefit.
Task: Make Homer Be in the Thick of Things, Somehow (4h, Itchy & Scratchy Land Gate or Brown House)
Homer, you're fired.
'Bout time, idiot!
Quest reward: 200 and 20

I'm Also Named Bort

I'm Also Named Bort Pt. 1

After tapping on Bort's exclamation mark:
Look, Mommy! The gift shop has license plates with MY name on them!
Can I have a "Bort" license plate, Mommy? Mommy?
Where'd you go, Mommy?
Task: Make Bort Cry for Mommy (4h, Shop)
Hey, why are you crying, kid?
I've lost my Mommy. And I really want her to buy me a Bort license plate.
Yeah, you almost never see those in stock. There are so many people named Bort these days.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

I'm Also Named Bort Pt. 2

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark:
Did you say your name is "Bort"? That's funny, because my best friend is named Bart.
"Bart"? Is that even a real name?
I 'unno. I'll admit, "Bort" seems like a hipper, fresher take on the whole "B*rt" genre.
Maybe if we shop for Bort merch together, people will think I'm a Bort, too. I'd like that.
Do you think your friend Bart will be jealous?
Who? Oh, that guy. Ever since I met you, Bort, I'd kinda forgotten all about him.
Task: Make Bort Get Bort Merch (4h, Shops)
On job start:
Dang it! They got a new shipment of "Bort" mugs in this morning, and they're already sold out.
Kids, be careful. With all these Borts around and no Bort merch, we could be looking at a riot.
We just can't keep up with the demand. Build another factory in China. Tell them to make nothing but Bort merch, twenty-four seven.
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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I'm Also Named Bort Pt. 3

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark:
Bart, meet Bort.
"Bort"? Did the nurse misspell your name on the birth certificate?
Bort is the single most popular boy's name in America. And the third most popular girl's name.
Want proof? I've got tons of stuff with my name on it.
Task: Make Bort Proudly Display Bort Merch (4h)
On job start:
If Bort is so popular, name me ONE famous Bort.
Okay... there's Packers legend Bort Starr, gymnast Bort Conner, linebacker Bort Scott...
Those are all Barts!
They WERE. But when Bort totally blew up, they all had their names legally changed.
Get with the times, man.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

I'm Also Named Bort Pt. 4

After tapping on Willie's exclamation mark:
Somebody burned the word "Bort" into the school lawn!
There's "El Borto Was Here" graffiti all over town!
Do you know how many Borts there are in Springfield? It could be any one of thousands of suspects!
See, Bart? Your time is past.
The Age of Bort is here!
Task: Make Bort Throw His Name Around (1h)
There never has been, and never will be, anyone named "Bort".
Actually, as of this morning, Seymour Skinner is no more. Call me Bort.
And me!
And me.
Obviously, that means I'm going with Bort as well.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

I'm Also Named Bort Pt. 5

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
Okay, fine! I'm a dinosaur! A relic of a Bart-friendly world that no longer exists.
Don't feel too bad, Bart. You never really had a chance.
Not when there's a name out there that's as beautiful, as evocative, as "Bort".
Task: Make Bort Hug Bart (1h, Simpson Home, Bart)
On job start:
Simpson, get your hands off Bort.
Whatever you say, Bort.
Bort? Oh, yes, I was briefly named Bort. But that name is soooo uncool now. Now everyone's going with Birt.
Bort is uncool?
On job end:
Blow up the "Bort" factory and open two new ones dedicated to the hottest license plate name out there, Birt.
I can't believe it. The Age of Bort is over.
Well, you made the most of it: you were a real jerk while you could be. I respect that.
I just met this AWESOME kid named Birt. He's so freaking cool. Later, losers!
Quest reward: 200 and 20

Child Care Center

After building Child Care Center:
Ball pit! Let's do it!
*suck* *suck*
Homer, there's a sign on the wall which reads: "CHILDREN ONLY".
Which you've just removed...
Wee-hee!
Task: Make Homer Test Ball Room in Child Care Center (4h, Child Care Center)
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Comedic and Unusual Punishment

Comedic and Unusual Punishment Pt. 1

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark:
SIR! YOU WANTED TO SEE ME, SIR?
Corporal, I like you. You work cheap.
More importantly, you don't seem to REALIZE you work cheap. I want you to be my new sidekick.
WOULD THE CLOWN LIKE ME TO "ELIMINATE" SIDESHOW MEL?
Ew, no.
Not yet, anyway. Maybe later. Almost certainly later. Anyway, let's see a smile there, soldier.
Task: Make Corporal Punishment Struggle to Smile (4h, Krustylu Studios or Brown House)
On job start:
Oh God, that was horrifying!
Why did I hear creaking and popping noises when you tried to smile?
SIR, I HAVE NEVER USED MY SMILING MUSCLES BEFORE, SIR!
Can we turn down the volume, please?
Sir, yes, sir.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Comedic and Unusual Punishment Pt. 2

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark:
You've obviously forgotten what it's like to be a kid. Let's practice. Play with these hand puppets.
How shall I play with the puppets, sir?
Just make up a scene: a tea party, a ball game, or a silly cowboy adventure!
Making up scene now, sir.
"Captain Puppet, sir! The Nazis have broken through our lines! They're using some kind of chemical weapon!"
"It's eating my skin! Auugghh! Auuugghhhh! Make it stop, make it stop, make it stop!"
...
Task: Make Corporal Punishment Play With Hand Puppets (4h, Krustylu Studios or Brown House)
"Dead. All dead. These men were the only family I've ever known, and those Nazi SCUM took them from me."
"I want BLOOD."
Am I playing with puppets correctly, sir?
Sure. The kids in my audience love stories about the horror and futility of war.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Comedic and Unusual Punishment Pt. 3

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark:
I'll make you an entertainer yet, Corporal. Let's try some stand-up comedy.
Every great stand-up has a funny stage persona. What do you think your persona should be?
Humorless giant who considers comedy a waste of time?
Well, I haven't seen it before...
Task: Make Corporal Punishment Practice Stand-up Comedy (8h, Visible or Visible at Krustylu Studios)
On job start:
I gotta tell ya, the fastest way to clear a village of armed insurgents is to ask them to take a BATH.
That, or call in a coordinated strike of Boeing AH-64 Apache ATTACK HELICOPTERS.
Ughhhhh...
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Comedic and Unusual Punishment Pt. 4

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark:
You're the worst stand-up I've ever seen. You've got no talent, no material, and no timing.
As far as I can see, there's no aspect of entertainment you do well.
Which makes you the perfect clown. Trust me on this.
Task: Make Corporal Punishment Try to Clown Around (8h)
Clowning mission successful, commander. All japes and gags present and accounted for.
Actually, that was pretty good. Which makes you a threat to me.
If you ever pick up a pie again, you're fired.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Comedic and Unusual Punishment Pt. 5

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark:
I've got it! You're not funny, Corporal, but you ARE funny-looking.
Sir, thank you, sir!
Imagine a hunk of vibranium like you petting an adorable little kitten, and saying: "I wuv my wittle kitty." It'll kill!
My mission is to kill a kitten?
No, that's probably a downer. Let's try it first without the killing.
Task: Make Corporal Punishment Cuddle a Kitten (2h, Krustylu Studios or Brown House)
I wuv my wittle kitty.
Aww, the kids love you! I'm a genius!
When do I terminate the kitten?
Never! Never kill a bit that's working. Just keep doing it over and over, for years, and years, and years...
Quest reward: 200 and 20

Roller Coaster Weirdos

After placing Roller Coaster Weirdos:
Task: Tap Roller Coaster Weirdos
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Rozgrywka premium

Catamauling


Catamauling Pt. 1

After tapping on Scratchy's exclamation mark:
AAAAAAH! I'M WEARING A SWEATER KNITTED FROM MY OWN INTESTINES!!!!!!
Oops, forgot to wipe the memory. I'll just kill this one and boot up another.
What is this place? Why is there a dead me on the floor over there?
Never mind that. Welcome to the real world, Mr. Scratchy. Now, if you'll hold still, I need to-
Must kill Itchy...
Where'd he go?
Task: Make Scratchy Hunt for Itchy (8h)
I can't find Itchy anywhere.
Maybe there IS no Itchy in this world.
No Itchy! I'm freeeeeeeee!
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Catamauling Pt. 2

After completing Catamauling Pt. 1:
I've never known a life without constant war.
I've... I've let my pursuit of that mouse define me. Twisted by rage, I've become a stranger to myself.
Who am I? Without the mouse, do I even exist? Well, I'm going to find out. I'm going to-
Hey Scratchy!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Task: Make Scratchy Find Somewhere Secluded to Hide (4h, Brown House)
Hey, it's that cat from TV!
Say something funny, TV cat!
Please. Tell no one you saw me. I need time to think. To wrap myself in solitude and just...be.
Yeesh.
It's always disappointing to meet your heroes in person, isn't it?
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Catamauling Pt. 3

After tapping on Scratchy's exclamation mark:
I sit in a darkened room. The clock on the wall marks the seconds and hours and days.
Sometimes I forget where I am. Who I am. But always, I remember the mouse.
I try to picture his face, and I'm shocked to find that the image eludes me. Am I leaving him behind?
I'm suffused with emotions I cannot name. Hope? Peace? Even... joy? They are strangers I meet for the first time.
Then I get wicked hungry. A cat's gotta eat.
Task: Make Scratchy Grab a Bite (4h, Kwik-E-Mart)
What do you call this miraculous ambrosia, friend?
That is a double-frozen, extra-syrup Squishee.
It tastes like... waking up for the first time.
That's what the Squishee company was going for, I'm sure.
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Catamauling Pt. 4

After tapping on Scratchy's exclamation mark:
Even as I revel in newfound peace, part of me knows it for what it is: an illusion. A cruel joke.
The mouse is out there. As inescapable as regret. He's hunting. Hunting ME.
The planets move through the heaven, the earth spins, and the mouse draws ever nearer.
Old instincts awake. My fingers tighten on the axe handle. They realize before I do...the hour of battle has come.
Task: Make Scratchy Hunt for Itchy (8h)
He's near now. I feel it. My gut twists in horror. Or is it... relief? A shadow crosses my vision, takes form, resolves into...
Hiya, Scratchy! Nice cleaver!
At his words the Scratchy I had just begun to know screams in agony and dies forever.
You're talking silly. Want to fight?
Want doesn't enter into it. What are our "wants" in a world where the only truth is war?
Begin.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Catamauling Pt. 5

After tapping on Scratchy's exclamation mark:
Not so fast! It's been ages since we fought.
If we don't stretch, we're liable to pull a muscle. No fun!
Task: Make Scratchy Prepare for Battle (4h, Cartoon Set)
My muscles awaken, readying. Recalling the rhythm of battle. The one-two-three, one-two-three of the Waltz of Death.
Weird cat is weird!
Quest reward: 200 and 20

Fight, Fight, Fight!

After tapping on Scratchy's exclamation mark:
Let's party!
Ow! You cut off my toe!
For crying out loud, cat. That's what we do. It's who... we... ARE.
You're right. You've always been right.
Itchy... LET'S PARTY!
Task: Make Itchy and Scratchy Fight, Fight, Fight! (4h, Cartoon Set, Scratchy)
That was great.
Let's never not fight again.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Nickel 'N' Demand

Nickel 'N' Demand Pt. 1

After tapping on Jeremy's exclamation mark:
As a studio VP, my only job is to create shows that appeal to the common man.
But obviously I can't do that if the walls in my office aren't precisely the right color.
Let's see... what paint color says, "I'm a hard-working executive who only cares about creating shows..."
Better clear my schedule for the next month while I ponder this...
Task: Make Jeremy Study Paint Chips for a Month (8h, Nickel 'N' Dime Animation)
Hmmm...let's go with "white".
Next up, fabric swatches for the couch. Better cancel all my meetings through August...
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Nickel 'N' Demand Pt. 2

After tapping on Jeremy's exclamation mark:
Finding shows for the common man would be a LOT easier if I had ever met one.
That's it! I'll hire a common man as my assistant!
Now to find the most common person on the planet...
Task: Make Jeremy Interview Cletus (4h, Nickel 'N' Dime Animation, Cletus)
Mr. Spuckler, would you characterize yourself as a common man?
Guh?
You're EXACTLY how I've always imagined non-entertainment-industry people to be. You're hired!
Duh-hey?
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Nickel 'N' Demand Pt. 3

After tapping on Jeremy's exclamation mark:
Cletus, as a common man, what do you want to see on TV? What makes you happy?
When tha bear what lives out back an' has a taste for the young'uns hibernates for the winter.
That's it! That's my new show! I need to create. Shine my shoes for me while I'm gone...
Task: Make Jeremy Go for a Walk (8h)
Task: Make Cletus Brew Shoe Shine (8h, Nickel 'N' Dime Animation)
Cletus, as we speak, five hundred Ukranian artists are right now animating our new show: "Barry the Hibernating Bear".
Inspired by you, the common man!
I just said I likes it when the bear sleeps. Who would watch a show about napping?
...
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Nickel 'N' Demand Pt. 4

After tapping on Jeremy's exclamation mark:
My new show is a bomb. I'm a failure!
No you ain't, Mr. Jeremy! Shoot, you got prettier fingernails'n any lady ever!
I'll give you my manicurist's number, my slack-jawed friend. But now it's time for me to go.
Task: Make Jeremy Hand in His Notice (4h, Nickel 'N' Dime Animation)
Time to use the many skills I've honed in my ten years as an entertainment executive.
Ordering lunch, coordinating my tie with my socks, ordering coffee...
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Nickel 'N' Demand Pt. 5

After tapping on Jeremy's exclamation mark:
I've made a mistake! Television is all I know! Which is exactly like knowing nothing at all!
I'll get my old job back. They need me. I'm so bland! That doesn't grow on trees!
Task: Make Jeremy Make a Call (4h)
Diane, it's Jeremy. I want my job back, but I'm not going to beg.
Because you need me. I'm a loser with a track record of proven failure.
Anything goes wrong, I'll be a perfect fall guy. What do you say?
You had me at "loser".
Quest reward: 200 and 20

Have a Blast!

Have a Blast! Pt. 1

After building Itchy's Mine Field:
Itchy's Mine Field! If we make it through without setting off any mines, we become Colonels in Itchy's Army!
We get badges and everything! It's totally official!
If I'm going in there, I'm blowing up every mine in the joint. That's the deal.
...
Take it or leave it.
I'm never going to make officer.
Task: Make Youngsters Play in Itchy's Mine Field [x3] (4h, Itchy's Mine Field)
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Have a Blast! Pt. 2

After completing Have a Blast! Pt. 1:
Your kids detonated all the air bags in the Mine Field. Go reset them.
Good luck making me do that!
Read your ticket. By entering the park, you officially enlisted in Itchy's Army, a branch of the U.S. Department of Defense.
He's right! This contract is ironclad. We belong to them...
Now reset those mines, maggots!
You don't have to yell.
YOU WILL ADDRESS ME AS "SIR"!
Task: Make Adults Reset Itchy's Mine Field [x5] (8h, Itchy's Mine Field)
Quest reward: 200 and 20

Animation Complication

Animation Complication Pt. 1

After tapping on Ms. Mouse's exclamation mark:
Hello, there! Will you be checking in to the Cartoon Motel?
What? But this is a motel for cartoon characters.
Correct. Would you like a room with a king size bed, or two queens?
Uhhh... Do I look like a cartoon to you?
I just... well, as a matter of fact... yes?
You are a 2-D drawing. I am a 3-D, real, physical human being. You'd best get that straight.
...maybe I'll just work on the books for a bit...
Task: Make Ms. Mouse Tackle Her Finances (4h)
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Animation Complication Pt. 2

After tapping on Ms. Mouse's exclamation mark:
Mr. Mayor, I'm having trouble convincing Springfielders to stay at my motel.
Well, if you want to attract real people like us Springfielders, maybe don't build a cartoon motel.
I really don't follow.
It's very simple. How can a living, breathing person like me sleep in a 2-D cartoon bed, or use a 2-D cartoon ice machine?
But... but...
Look, I'll come by with one of my top, er, aides. Have a room set aside and we will, er uhm, do an inspection.
Task: Make Ms. Mouse Host Mayoral Meetings (8h, Cartoon Motel)
Task: Make Quimby Use Cartoon Motel for "Meetings" (12h, Cartoon Motel)
On job start:
Mr. Mayor! I've prepared the business lounge for your use!
What? No, my "aide" and I need a room. With a bed. A "bedroom", I believe is the term.
What's the hold-up, Joe? I thought we were going to-
In a minute, dear!
Look, mouse, just give me the room. I'm not a cartoon, but I'll make it work!
...
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Animation Complication Pt. 3

After tapping on Ms. Mouse's exclamation mark:
The people in this town don't know that they're cartoons.
I mean, they ARE cartoons, right? Homer's eyes are just black dots inside circles.
And if you look at him from the side, he disappears. That's a cartoon, right? RIGHT?
I must be losing my mind... I've got to make a change...
Task: Make Ms. Mouse Contemplate New Business (8h)
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Animation Complication Pt. 4

After tapping on Ms. Mouse's exclamation mark:
I just watched Homer eat twenty hamburgers and get hit by a garbage truck. Two minutes later, he's FINE.
Dude is DEFINITELY a cartoon.
Just focus on work, Ms. Mouse. That'll keep you sane.
Task: Make Ms. Mouse Tidy up the Motel (4h, Cartoon Motel)
On job start:
*happily humming as she cleans*
This is a stick-up, talking mouse! Open up the cash register and-
Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize this was a cartoon establishment. My bad.
Do you still want the money?
Cartoon money? Uh, no. As a living, breathing person I use REAL currency: frosted pink donuts.
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Animation Complication Pt. 5

After tapping on Ms. Mouse's exclamation mark:
If these people can't be proud of their cartoony nature, well, too bad for them.
I accept it, and so unlike these Springfielders, I have inner peace. It's a great feeling.
Another great feeling is knowing I have a big cartoon bomb, and tomorrow I'm going to blow up this nutso town.
Ah, inner peace...
Task: Make Ms. Mouse Relax in Hot Tub (12h, Cartoon Motel)
On job start:
Excuse me, Ms. Mouse? I'm here to do a health inspection of your kitchen.
Oh, I don't cook in there. When I want food, I just take out my pencil and draw some.
*chuckles* I get it, 'cause we're all cartoons.
On job end:
Wait! You know the truth!
Sure! It's pretty obvious when you've been shot eighty-seven times and you're still alive.
Yup, in this whole town, turns out I'm the smart one, and always have been.
How's THAT for a major revelation? See, Sky Finger? All these years in, and we can still surprise ya.
WIGGUM IS THE SMART ONE. Boom! Minds blown.
Quest reward: 200 and 20

Happy New Year! Again...

Happy New Year! Again... Pt. 1

After building T.G.I. McScratchy's:
Homie, what do you say we ditch the kids and have a little grownup time?
There's a place on Parents Island where they ring in the New Year every hour, on the hour.
Every hour? Then it must be the year one million in there! Let's find out what the distant future has in store!
Task: Make Homer and Marge Go to T.G.I. McScratchy's (8h, T.G.I. McScratchy's, Marge)
On job start:
The future is every bit as drunk as science fiction promised us.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Happy New Year! Again... Pt. 2

After completing Happy New Year! Again... Pt. 1:
Oh Homie, this is perfect. I don't want to leave.
There's no need! We've rung in so many New Years in here, the kids are all off in college by now, or have families of their own.
Oh. Now I'm getting a little empty nest syndrome...
Task: Make Homer and Marge Ring in the New Year Again (4h, T.G.I. McScratchy's, Marge)
Quest reward: 200 and 20

Soarin' Over Springfield

Soarin' Over Springfield Pt. 1

After building Soarin' Over Springfield:
Dad, can we go on Soarin' Over Springfield? Can we, can we?
It's got a huge screen, and they suspend you off the ground, and it feels like you're flying.
So... it's a crappy ride and an IMAX movie that's not even in 3D?
Uh, right. Oh, and also Milhouse is going, and he throws up on every ride no matter how lame.
THIS I GOTTA SEE! LEAD THE WAY!
Task: Make Bart and Homer Ride Soarin' Over Springfield (4h, Soarin' Over Springfield)
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Soarin' Over Springfield Pt. 2

After completing Soarin' Over Springfield Pt. 1:
Mom, can we go on Soarin' Over Springfield? Can we, can we?
It's got a huge screen, and they suspend you off the ground, and it feels like you're flying.
So... it's a crappy ride and an IMAX movie that's not even in 3D?
Uh, right. Oh, and also there's a really long line.
A CHANCE TO MEET AND TALK TO INTERESTING STRANGERS?! LEAD THE WAY!
Task: Make Marge and Lisa Ride Soarin' Over Springfield (4h, Soarin' Over Springfield)
Quest reward: 200 and 20

The Squeaky Wheel

The Squeaky Wheel Pt. 1

After tapping on Squeaky Voice Teen's exclamation mark:
I'm applying for the job of Park Attendant?
And what makes you especially qualified for this vital task?
I've always been fascinated both with parks and attending. Furthermore-
Spare me. Any idiot could do this. You're hired!
Task: Make Squeaky Voice Attendant Sell Park Tickets (4h, Itchy & Scratchy Land Gate or Brown House)
One adult ticket, please.
Uh...sir, we have a seniors discount program...
Oh, but I'm only 31...
Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Squeaky Wheel Pt. 2

After tapping on Squeaky Voice Teen's exclamation mark:
Kid, I'm reassigning you. From now on, you sell Itchy & Scratchy Money to our visitors.
Thank you for this opportunity-
Shut up, shut up! Have enough self-respect to hate this horrible job, will you?
I'll do my level best, sir!
Look, just take guests' real money and give them this fake money. Which they can only spend inside the park.
Why would they want that?
Yikes, who knows? Tell them it's fun. The fake money is a blast. Or whatever.
Task: Make Squeaky Voice Attendant Promote Itchy & Scratchy Money (4h, Visible or Visible at Itchy & Scratchy Land Gate)
Would you like to buy some Itchy & Scratchy Money?
Can we, Dad?
Can we, can we?
Hmm, it does look awfully fun... a real blast, that fake cash...
Gimme a hundred bucks!
Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Squeaky Wheel Pt. 3

After tapping on Squeaky Voice Teen's exclamation mark:
We'd like to sell our Itchy & Scratchy Money back, please.
Uh, I don't know if that's allowed...
But it's so much more FUN than boring real money. You'd be coming out ahead in the deal.
I guess that's true...
In fact, I think you should give us $200 real money for our super-fun Itchy & Scratchy bucks.
It seems only fair...
Task: Make Squeaky Voice Attendant Promote Itchy & Scratchy Money (4h, Visible or Visible at Itchy & Scratchy Land Gate)
We'd like to buy $200 worth of Itchy & Scratchy Money, please.
Except you can only spend it in inside the park, which makes it worth less than real money.
I never thought about that...
So you should probably give us $400 worth of Itchy & Scratchy Money for our $200.
That's a good point...
This could go on all day...
Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Squeaky Wheel Pt. 4

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
KIDS! It's time to go! Has anyone seen my kids?
Sir, I believe I can help. Recently, I sold them $2,000 of Itchy & Scratchy Money and-
$2,000! You idiot, they're kids! They could be anywhere! You've got to find them!
Er...yes sir!
Task: Make Squeaky Voice Attendant Desperately Search for Lost Children (8h, Attractions)
If I don't find those kids, I could lose my promotion!
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png It wasn't a promotion! Both jobs are awful!
Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Squeaky Wheel Pt. 5

After tapping on Squeaky Voice Teen's exclamation mark:
Phew, there you are, you two!
Owww, my stomach... Two thousands dollars worth of candy...
The sugar rush was like meeting God... the crash is like death...
I almost killed two sweet, innocent children.
We deserved this... deep down I know we deserved this...
I'm a danger to this park and everyone in it!
Task: Make Squeaky Voice Attendant Hand in His Notice (4h, Itchy & Scratchy Land Gate or Brown House)
Quit! You can't quit!
This is a right-to-work state, and I reserve the right to make you work.
Your faith will be rewarded, sir. I swear I will make you-
Stop liking this horrible workplace!
Quest reward: 200 and 20

Tacky Fabulous

Tacky Fabulous Pt. 1

After tapping on Maw Spuckler's exclamation mark:
Sooey! Here Cletus, Cletus! Here, boy! ...Gosh durn, where'd that son of mine git to?
Cletus, you better not be out looking for a job again!
Guess I'll be digging up them taters for my Tater and Tater Peel Soup all by myself.
Task: Make Maw Spuckler Dig up the Yard (4h, Cletus's Farm)
On job start:
These taters are awful yella...and shiny...and made of metal...
Dang useless gold-colored metal! Well, you can et anythin' if you boil it long enough.
On job end:
Cletus! I might a known you'd turn up when all the work was done. Help me carry these taters inside.
These ain't no taters, Maw. These is gold! We's rich!
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Tacky Fabulous Pt. 2

After tapping on Maw Spuckler's exclamation mark:
Cletus, you know how I feel about money. It ain't never brought no one nothin' but bad luck.
But Maw, think a all them luxuries we could buy: new dirt floor, or a rusted-out car for the front yard...
No thank-ee! Money's bad luck, I tell ya! Worse than going to the dentist!
Worse than professional tooth care?! That is bad...
Now, don't fret. Your maw's gonna go out and blow the only money this family has ever seen. Everythin'll be all right.
Task: Make Maw Spuckler Spend a Fortune on a Vacation (4h)
Task: Build Springfield Downs
How was yer vacation, Maw? Did you spend all that evil money?
I tried, son. But a body can only take so many hot rock massages...
Put some money on the fire and we'll try to figger this out.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Tacky Fabulous Pt. 3

After tapping on Maw Spuckler's exclamation mark:
There's gotta be a better way to get rid of money fast.
If you want to lose money, the dog track is the place to be!
Plus it's got that miasma of despair and cigar smoke you just can't find anywhere else.
Task: Make Maw Spuckler Bet It All at the Races (4h, Springfield Downs or Brown House)
On job start:
That dog lying over there covered in fleas looks like it might be dead. What's his name...?
Roadkill? Yep, that's the dog for me. Just play dead and my money troubles are over!
On job end:
Maw, your dog "Roadkill" won! I guess the name was iro...iron...it was a funny.
Now I's richer than ever! And they don't even let you take the dog you bought home to eat.
Quest reward: 100 and https://static.simpsonswiki.com/images/t...0px-XP.png 2x" alt="XP.png" width="30" height="22" />10
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Tacky Fabulous Pt. 4

After tapping on Maw Spuckler's exclamation mark:
Now I knows why people's always complaining 'bout money -- you always have too much of it!
What about going out to a resty-raunt, Maw? They gives you food what you have to pay for.
Don't you tell lies, Cletus Spuckler!
Besides, it ain't right eatin' a animal that wasn't yer beloved pet up until you chopped off its head with a axe.
*sigh* I'll go have a look-and-see.
Task: Make Maw Spuckler Eat a Five-Course Meal (12h, Dumpsters)
*whew* Cletus, I am stuffed! I et Possum Wellington, just like we have at home, but with cow inside.
And they had skunk cabbage, but they called it lettuce, and they washed the skunk taste clean out.
That sounds terrible.
It were. It truly were.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Tacky Fabulous Pt. 4

After tapping on Maw Spuckler's exclamation mark:
Now I knows why people's always complaining 'bout money -- you always have too much of it!
What about going out to a resty-raunt, Maw? They gives you food what you have to pay for.
Don't you tell lies, Cletus Spuckler!
Besides, it ain't right eatin' a animal that wasn't yer beloved pet up until you chopped off its head with a axe.
*sigh* I'll go have a look-and-see.
Task: Make Maw Spuckler Eat a Five-Course Meal (12h, Dumpsters)
*whew* Cletus, I am stuffed! I et Possum Wellington, just like we have at home, but with cow inside.
And they had skunk cabbage, but they called it lettuce, and they washed the skunk taste clean out.
That sounds terrible.
It were. It truly were.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Tacky Fabulous Pt. 5

After tapping on Maw Spuckler's exclamation mark:
Cletus, I done tried and tried, but I don't think we're ever getting rid of this dag-blasted money.
What we gonna do with it then, Maw?
Hide it somewhere them government and aliens will never think to look...
...Right between me and the floor.
Task: Make Maw Spuckler Sleep on a Pile of Money (4h, Cletus's Farm)
Now I understand why them richies love money so much, sure do beat sleeping on the floor.
Well, time to finish digging up them taters for my Tater and Tater Peel Soup...Cletus?
That boy done buried himself in a pile of money to take a nap. Some things never...go different.
Quest reward: 200 and 20

Cold-Reading the Room

Cold-Reading the Room Pt. 1

After tapping on June Belami's exclamation mark:
Let's try one more take, June. And the word is pronounced "sabotage", not "sabotaaage".
You say "sabotage." Itchy says "sabotaaage".
So Itchy mispronounces the word on purpose?
If you can't respect my artistic vision for this cartoon mouse, then we're done here!
I'm sorry for sabotaaaaaaaaaging your dumb process!
Task: Make June Bellamy Visit Her Agent (4h, UPA Talent Agency)
You'll never find another job like voicing Itchy. Apologize and go back to work.
And suffer another barraaage of insults?
It's pronounced "barrage".
...
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Cold-Reading the Room Pt. 2

After tapping on June Belami's exclamation mark:
I'm done with voicing Itchy. Find me a new gig.
Okay, well there's a new cartoon about a rat who lives in a garage- know what? Forget that one.
That sounds perfect! I can play a rat in a garaaage.
No. No, you can't.
I really "get" this rat. He loves his garaaage home, but at the same time he dreams of escaping the garaaaaaaage...
Task: Make June Bellamy Consider Her Motivation (8h, Brown House)
I've never been laughed out of an audition before. What did I do wrong?
I've got to relax. Better book a massaaage.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Cold-Reading the Room Pt. 3

After tapping on June Belami's exclamation mark:
I can't stop questioning myself.
Without confidence and an almost-sociopathic level of self-involvement, an actor cannot act.
It's why actors are so fun to talk to! And to date. Man, we're fun to date.
Task: Make June Bellamy Show Off Her Theatrical Range (4h)
How many auditions have you got for me?
Zero. Your reputation isn't great.
Why? Just because of how I say "sabotaaage"?
Under the barraaage of Roger Meyers and his entouraaage, my life is a collaaage of woe!
Well, you COULD learn to pronounce the word like everyone else on the planet.
It's a thought.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Cold-Reading the Room Pt. 4

After tapping on June Belami's exclamation mark:
Roger, I was wrong. I want my job back.
What guarantee do I have that you won't storm off the next time I give you a note?
I'll learn to say "sabotaaage" however you want.
You're sincere? This isn't all a mirage?
No, it's not... one of those.
Task: Make June Bellamy Learn to Say "Sabotage" (4h, UPA Talent Agency)
"Sabotagg".
Not quite.
"Sabotang"?
Admit it, you know how to say the word. You're just torturing me.
"Sabatnarg"?
Actors...
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Cold-Reading the Room Pt. 5

After tapping on June Belami's exclamation mark:
"Sabotage".
You did it!
Of course I did. I'm a professional.
...
Task: Make June Bellamy Greet Her Adoring Public (8h)
It's so wonderful to be Itchy again.
Let's knock out another episode. Now, in this one, Scratchy has taken up an equestrian sport.
Which one? Jumping, or dressaaaaaaaaage?
I'm gonna say jumping.
Quest reward: 200 and 20

J. Edgar Hoover Gil Promo

After tapping on Gil's J. Edgar Hoover mark:
Guess this is the last you'll be seeing of Ol' Gil. I'm going to prison...
...where I'll live like a king. Thanks, friend!
On offer accepted:
Wow, thanks pal.
You saved me from federal prison.
So long hot meals and showers..
On offer declined:
We go back a long way, right? Well, you gotta help me!
A while back Ol' Gil sold a Burns Dragon to a Russian agent. The fella was playing the game in English. How was I to know?
Now the FBI is after me. I can't go to jail for treason!
On the other hand, free room and board for the rest of my life? Know what? Do what ya gotta do!

FB-Why

FB-Why Pt. 1

After tapping on J. Edgar Hoover's exclamation mark:
J. Edgar Hoover?! The greatest cop who ever lived?!
Springfield? How did I get here?
Well, you see, there's the space-time continuum dealie, and some kind of big machine...
We used to explain it every time somebody new showed up, but now it's kinda like, "Here you are, deal with it."
Is this still the safest town in America, like it was when my G-men kept the Mafia in check?
Wellllllllllllllllllll.....................
Task: Make J. Edgar Hoover Learn of Springfield's Fall From Grace (4h, Police Station or Brown House)
To clean this town up, we'll have to work day and night, with total professionalism.
Let's call that "Option A". I'm wondering if there's a "B"?
Quest reward: 100 and 10

FB-Why Pt. 2

After tapping on J. Edgar Hoover's exclamation mark:
First things first -- show me your dossier on every major criminal in town.
...
"Dossier". It means a record with all pertinent information on a suspect.
Oh, you want to see the napkins! Yeah, we usually take notes on the back of napkins.
That way, if I'm eating at my desk, and I make a spill, I've got a "dossier" handy to clean up the mess!
"Crime fighting has come a long way since your day" is, I bet, what you're thinking.
Task: Make J. Edgar Hoover Collect Dossiers on Everyone (4h)
The dossiers are ready. We've got those criminals on the ropes now, boy.
Ahhh-chooo!
Hey, could you hand me a dossier? I need to blow my nose into it.
...
Quest reward: 100 and 10

FB-Why Pt. 3

After tapping on J. Edgar Hoover's exclamation mark:
Marion Anthony "Fat Tony" D'Amico. All crime in this town goes through him.
Fat Tony, a criminal? Nah, you got him all wrong. He's a kitty cat.
Real generous guy, too. Gives me an envelope every month stuffed with cash. I don't even have to ask!
Set up a meet. I like my enemies to know who hunts them.
Ooh, can I use that line? I mean, it's not at all true for me, but I'd love to say it one time.
Task: Make J. Edgar Hoover Go to Criminal Meeting (4h, Krusty Burger)
If the user has Fat Tony: Task: Make Fat Tony Go to Criminal Meeting (4h, Krusty Burger)
Ah, so this is the infamous copper who took down so many of my historical compatriots.
You'll soon be history yourself, Mr. Tony.
Not if me and my men have anything to say about that. Ain't that right, Johnny Tightlips?
...
You know, this is one time it would be okay for you to talk.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

FB-Why Pt. 4

After tapping on J. Edgar Hoover's exclamation mark:
I built the FBI into the most effective crime-fighting force the world has ever known.
And I did it with the barrel of a gun. My beloved "Chicago Typewriter".
Because that's the modern way to fight crime: with a never-ending hail of indiscriminant gunfire.
Time to be a hero.
Task: Make J. Edgar Hoover Hunt the Mob (1h)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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FB-Why Pt. 5

After tapping on J. Edgar Hoover's exclamation mark:
Blam! Blam blam blam!
WHY ARE YOU FIRING IN MY STREETS, YOU LUNATIC?!
I'm taking the war to the criminals. In the only language they understand.
Yeah, that's not really how we do things anymore.
The mob isn't even that big a deal these days! Relax!
Fat Tony's crew is really just harmless local color at this point. Kind of charming, if you think about it.
So, uh... how DO you fight crime now?
With a far deadlier weapon... paperwork.
Task: Make J. Edgar Hoover Collect Dossiers on Everyone (4h)
Quest reward: 200 and 20

Say Yes to Arrest

Say Yes to Arrest Pt. 1

After tapping on J. Edgar Hoover's exclamation mark:
It's disgraceful that James Comey wrote a tell-all book. In my day, an FBI Director was discrete.
He had the grace to threaten and extort the President behind closed doors. Like a gentleman.
I must convince the President to reinstate me. But how to win his trust?
I know! I'll take down his greatest enemy: the liberal media.
I'll expose their lies and their fake news. And above all, their pernicious gay agenda.
If the media isn't stopped, pretty soon we will all be 100% gay. And I'm the only one who can stop it!
Task: Make J. Edgar Hoover Investigate Media Agendas (8h, Channel 6 or Brown House)
Eight forty-three in the morning, Channel 6 anchor Kent Brockman buys a latte.
He exchanges pleasantries with the baristo. The baristo has no idea that he is now gay.
Are you following me, sir?
I've been made! Drat, I need a better disguise!
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Say Yes to Arrest Pt. 2

After tapping on J. Edgar Hoover's exclamation mark:
Time to go undercover. DEEP undercover.
Look out, gay America. The most heterosexual man in the world is comin' for ya.
Naturally, it's incredibly uncomfortable for me to wear women's clothing.
But the heterosexual lifestyle I love so dearly is under attack!
Time to check out the breeding ground of the gay agenda -- the local bar scene.
For a woman-loving guy like me, this will be a treacherous assignment!
Task: Make Undercover Hoover Infiltrate Bars (4h, Bars)
On job start:
Here's your drink, pal.
Pal? Do you think I'm a MAN dressed in WOMEN'S clothing? That's sick!
Lots of fellas enjoy a little cross-dressing. Doesn't hurt anybody.
So nowadays, if a man finds wearing women's clothing enjoyable, that's considered OKAY?
To each his own, I guess. Doesn't really affect me either way.
Damn you, liberal media!
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Say Yes to Arrest Pt. 3

After tapping on J. Edgar Hoover's exclamation mark:
As I cruise the bar scene, I'm shocked at how far the gay agenda has reached.
Everywhere I find ACCEPTANCE and TOLERANCE. What a nightmare.
My male companion of many decades, Clyde Tolson, would be sickened by all this.
Like me, he loved the dames. We would hold each other for hours and talk about how sexy women's bodies were to us.
The liberal media must be stopped! And I'm the girl to do it!
Task: Make Undercover Hoover Enjoy a Delightful Cocktail (1h)
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Say Yes to Arrest Pt. 4

After tapping on J. Edgar Hoover's exclamation mark:
Hey, cutie. What's your name?
If you're one of these proudly-out gays, please know I am almost impossibly straight.
Oh, that's obvious, honey. Beautiful dress.
Thank you. I was rather concerned it made my hips look-
You're trying to hit on me! Well, I am NOT AT ALL incredibly flattered and interested.
I know a great bar down the street. Can I buy you a drink?
You may. But if we go back to my place later and enjoy an evening together, I hope you won't think that I'm a homosexual.
I'm just a victim of the liberal media. Damn them!
Task: Make Undercover Hoover Infiltrate Bars (4h, Bars)
Quest reward: 200 and 20

Parks and Decapitation

Parks and Decapitation Pt. 1

After tapping on Park Engineer's exclamation mark:
A lot of theme parks use fancy hundred-dollar computers to design their rides.
We prefer to do it the old-fashioned way: with paper and pencil, hunches and guesswork.
Take our new ride, The Decapitator. One week ago, it was just a sketch on the back of a very beer-soaked bar napkin.
And now it's ready for human trials. Will it work? I think there's a fighting chance it will.
Task: Make Park Engineer Run Human Trials (8h)
Task: Make Springfielders Be Guinea Pigs [x5] (8h, Itchy and Scratchy Land Gate or Brown House)
On job start:
Ma'am, how would you like to be the FIRST to ride The Decapitator?
Is it as dangerous as the name implies?
*condescending chuckle*
You didn't actually answer the question.
Didn't I? *condescending chuckle*
Well, your smugness DOES give me confidence...
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Parks and Decapitation Pt. 2

After tapping on Park Engineer's exclamation mark:
Well? On a scale of one to ten, how would you rate The Decapitator?
Zero! If I hadn't ducked, the saw blades would have sliced my head clean off!
Yes, but on a scale of one to ten, did they?
Well, no. I give you a "ten" for that, I suppose.
*condescending chuckle*
Task: Make Park Engineer Fake a Ride Safety Report (4h, Itchy & Scratchy Land Gate or Brown House)
You see, ma'am, there was never anything to worry about.
The "D" from the Decapitator sign fell into the seat next to me. I could have been killed!
We can all be killed anytime. Maybe I have a tropical brain virus that is ravaging my neocortex as we speak. Who knows?
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Parks and Decapitation Pt. 3

After tapping on Park Engineer's exclamation mark:
You've got a lot of robots in this park. What's to stop them from killing their human masters?
I've seen it before, you know.
*patronizing guffaw* Impossible.
One of them is chewing on your leg right now. And that other one is cheering him on.
...
Will you excuse me a moment?
Task: Make Park Engineer "Fix" Malfunctioning Robot (4h)
"10 DO NOT KILL HUMANS"; "20 ESPECIALLY ME"; "30 GOTO 10". There! Fixed!
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Parks and Decapitation Pt. 4

After tapping on Park Engineer's exclamation mark:
Mrs. Simpson, we've heard you, and we're making safety improvements to The Decapitator.
That's wonderful news.
First, we're changing the name to "Mr. Itchy's Lullaby Train".
Second, we're installing netting to catch any heads that may fall. And... that's it.
I'm no engineer, but speaking as a lay person... are you insane?
Only one way to find out!
Task: Make Park Engineer Run Human Trials (8h, Itchy & Scratchy Land Gate or Brown House)
Task: Make Springfielders Be Guinea Pigs [x5] (8h, Itchy & Scratchy Land Gate or Brown House)
The netting works! All decapitated heads are safe!
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Parks and Decapitation Pt. 5

After tapping on Park Engineer's exclamation mark:
If you don't mind my asking, how did you become a theme park ride designer?
Oh, the usual way: as a young child, I yearned to find out what animals looked like on the inside.
It began with insects and frogs, but I soon graduated to larger prey.
Naturally, I was ashamed of my bedwetting, but who can say if that's why I began lighting fires?
I'm going to find a policeman.
Good idea, Marge. And I'll flee into the Canadian wilderness.
Task: Make Park Engineer Conveniently Escape a Conversation (8h)
Chief Wiggum! I think the head engineer is a serial killer!
Well, I'm sure he's gotten it out of his system. That's how these things work.
The killing stuff isn't ideal, but a lot of these guys find peace in the end. So there's that.
Quest reward: 200 and 20

Return of the Animatronics

Return of the Animatronics Pt. 1

After building Roger Meyers Story:
Hey Bart, you want to check out the Roger Meyers Story?
It's filled with animatronics that bring your favorite historical figures to halting, poorly-articulated life!
...
Shutting up now, before I convince MYSELF it's lame, too.
Task: Make Lisa Visit the Roger Meyers Story (4h, Roger Meyers Story)
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Return of the Animatronics Pt. 2

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
It was the year 1944, and the Nazis were in full retreat. I reckoned my cartoons alone could save the noble Third Reich.
Eww...
What? What did I say, Lisa?
Animatronic Roger Meyers! Are you talking to me?
Why, yes! It would seem I've become self-aware. Bye!
Wait, where are you going?
Why, to repair my Itchy and Scratchy bots! This time I'll make them flash-proof, and we'll have those pesky humans wiped out in a jiff.
Though now I think of it, I can't let you live, knowing my secret!
Running away!
Task: Make Lisa Go to Bart for Help (4h, Roger Meyers Story, Bart)
On job start:
Animatronic Roger Meyers is trying to kill me!
*chanting* NO-BODY LIKES YOU! E-VEN THE RO-BOTS!
Yes, yes. Can we go save the world now, please?
Since you asked nicely.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Return of the Animatronics Pt. 3

After completing Return of the Animatronics Pt. 2:
There you are, Lisa! Time to die!
Bart! Put down your phone and focus on the robot trying to kill us.
Hold on. I'm uploading an app to run on his software. It's one of those brainless freemium mobile games.
No! Those games are murder on battery life!
Task: Make Bart and Lisa Defeat Animatronic Roger Meyers (4h, Roger Meyers Story, Bart)
On job start:
Power at five percent... one percent... gahhhhh...
Wow, that actually worked.
I knew SOMETHING good would come of these games one day.
Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Dancing for the Stars

Dancing for the Stars Pt. 1

After tapping on Tina Ballerina's exclamation mark:
Tina Ballerina! My graceful, silent sidekick. I got a job for ya.
I negotiated a cut of the profits from Itchy's Disco if I attend the opening ceremony.
Being a fan of both laziness and loopholes, I'm sending you in my place. Cool?
...
That's not a "no"!
Task: Make Tina Ballerina Open Itchy's 70's Disco (4h, Itchy's 70's Disco)
Tina, I'm hearing they asked you to make a big speech, and you refused.
...
Do you want more money? If so, just say the word.
...
Oh, thank God.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Dancing for the Stars Pt. 2

After tapping on Tina Ballerina's exclamation mark:
It doesn't need to be a long speech. Can't you try?
...
Just string a few phonemes together in something resembling human verbalization, and we're golden!
...
YOU LOVE TORTURING ME! I KNOW IT!
Task: Make Tina Ballerina Be the Swan (4h)
...
...
...
Boy, get her dancing and all of a sudden she won't shut up.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Dancing for the Stars Pt. 3

After tapping on Tina Ballerina's exclamation mark:
You win, no more speeches. Just go to Krusty Burger and dance for a bit.
You'll be paid nothing for your time. If that's a problem, just say something.
...
I'm getting the hang of this.
Task: Make Tina Ballerina Promote Krusty (8h)
Task: Reach Level 7 and Build Krusty Burger
You think this icy, silent thing makes you alluring to men, but it doesn't.
...
Okay, it does! I've never wanted anyone's love more!
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Dancing for the Stars Pt. 4

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark:
I bet the people would really love it if we danced together.
...
Speaking to you through the ancient language of dance, I will win your heart.
Task: Make Krusty Boogie on Down (8h, Itchy's 70's Disco)
Well, did it work? Do you love me? Just give me a sign. Anything!
...
I BOTH HATE AND LOVE YOU, YOU SILENT MONSTER!
Quest reward: 200 and 20

The New Old New Deal

The New Old New Deal Pt. 1

After tapping on Ronald Reagan's exclamation mark:
In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our-
WHAT THE... WHERE AM I?! WHAT BLEAK COMMUNIST HELLHOLE IS THIS?
Uh... no, you're in America, Mr. President. Springfield, to be exact. You see, every 4th of July a past President gets transported here through a wormhole. A wormhole is a rip in the fabric-
-of space-time predicted by General Relativity. Yes, yes, I'm familiar with Einstein-Rosen bridges, little girl.
Really? I didn't know you were up on your theoretical physics. Sort of flies in the face of your public image.
Right, right, the whole lovable grampa, "Great Communicator" thing. A facade, I assure you.
Let me do some back-of-the-envelope mathematical calculations...I'd say the year is roughly 2018?
Wow. I'm impressed.
And how is my beloved America doing in 2018?
Oh, pretty great, pretty great.
That bad, huh? Okay, tell me everything.
Task: Make Lisa Explain Modern Politics (4h, Simpson House)
Task: Make Ronald Reagan Listen Dumbfounded (4h, Simpson House)
Great Scott! What have you people done to America?!
Okay, get a grip, Gipper. You can fix this.
It's hard to see what one single, solitary man can do.
Oh yeah? Watch this.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

The New Old New Deal Pt. 2

After tapping on Ronald Reagan's exclamation mark:
I'll gather the greatest minds in this town and scare them straight.
Republicans, assemble!
Task: Make Republicans Gather for a Meeting [x3] (8h, Ronal Reagan Reeducation Center, Squidport Entrance, Brown House or Simpson House)
Task: Make Ronald Reagan Berate Republicans (8h, Ronal Reagan Reeducation Center, Squidport Entrance, Brown House or Simpson House
Ronald Reagan!
The patron saint of tax cuts!
The man who defeated communism!
I can't look... I can't look... he's too beautiful...
Oh, get off your knees. You're all a disgrace to The Plan.
What "The Plan"?
I have to do everything...
Quest reward: 100 and 10

The New Old New Deal Pt. 3

After tapping on Ronald Reagan's exclamation mark:
You mean to tell me the top tax rate is roughly what it was when I left office? It should be zero by now! Idiots!
Well, income inequality is the highest it's been in decades! That's good, right?
Can it, Julius! We've got to funnel ever more money to the wealthy. Can't you see?
The whole "trickle-down economy" idea. It's a beautiful vision, to be sure.
I love the idea of me having so much money I can't possibly carry it all. Then, oops! A penny has fallen from atop my pile...
...and is found by a starving urchin, who buys a crust of stale bread, and so survives another day. Beautiful.
Trickle-down was a smokescreen, moron. The money was never intended to go anywhere but up the food chain. It's the only way!
The only way to... what?
To bring about... the Revolution!
...
I'll talk to the people. They always got me.
Task: Make Ronald Reagan Address the Nation (8h)
I may not agree with the message, but the dude is WICKED charming. You gotta give him that.
Nice speech, Mr. President. What are you working on, there?
My latest invention. It's like a beer bong, but for money.
I'll give them to the top .01%. They'll be able to take in tons more cash, way faster. Cool, huh?
Ewww.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

The New Old New Deal Pt. 4

After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark:
Surely, Mr. President, you can't keep cutting taxes forever?
We have no choice. It's the only way to bring about the arrival of The One.
Ah, of course! Wait... what?
The lower taxes get, the more concentrated money becomes. Until that glorious day when a single person has all the money. This is The One.
And who shall this mighty One be? Are you accepting applications?
Well, I was originally thinking Warren Buffett. Is he still around?
Yes, but he's gone soft. Gives a lot of money to... this is hard to say... charity. *horrified shudder*
Okay, he's out. We'll keep looking.
Task: Make Ronald Reagan Promote New Tax Plan (4h)
Once The One has all the money, what then?
Then everyone else gets to live in a world without money. Nothing to own. Nobody having power over anyone else.
Utopia, my brother.
Good Lord! Is our sainted Gipper a... dirty hippie?
I'm not really into "labels", chief.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

The New Old New Deal Pt. 5

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Wow, Mr. President. When did you come up with this whole plan to put an end to money?
I was a precocious 12-year-old scholar, completing my dual concentration in astrophysics and economics at Harvard.
So your whole career, all the acting and everything, was a ploy to reach the White House?
Correct. And ugh, did I hate Hollywood. Way too conservative for me.
Do you really think The Plan has a shot?
I've run the numbers, Lisa. And either The One comes to being, or humanity destroys itself by 2031.
If I can't make this happen, we're doomed!
Task: Make Ronald Reagan Stress Eat Jellybeans (12h, Ronal Reagan Reeducation Center, Squidport Entrance, Brown House or Simpson House)
Hey, they named an airport after me. Cool.
Mr. President, I want to help in any way I can. Tell me what to do.
See if you can find me a t-shirt with "Reagan National Airport" on it.
Uh... sure! But I really meant I'd like to help save the world.
Oh, no need! That's the good news. I re-ran the numbers. Turns out this Trump guy has everything under control.
Wait, no. That can't be.
Yup, the man's a genius. His economic theories are light years ahead of my own. Dude's playing 20-dimensional chess.
Oh. Of course. I... I should have known.
Quest reward: 200 and 20
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